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WEREWOLF!Mark x Reader: (Request) Full Moon is Shining Above Us

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Mark's POV:

I hate life.

You know that?

Mostly not because of all the stupid people in this world. But I do really hate our neighbors.

They gave us ghost problems! And that costed us a lot!

But that's not the reason.

The reason is because of my curse.

My curse was well..... basically a curse, but that curse ruined my life! I was cursed by a stupid old witch in the woods. How you may ask? Well.......

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I was just casually jogging in the woods. Trying to get fit in order to be better than our neighbors of course. When all of a sudden, I heard crying! This crying.... it was nearby.

I was a little freaked out by hearing crying in a forest, I mean, who wouldn't be! As I started to walk more and more closer to the crying, the sound getting louder and louder the more I got closer, I could see a small old women behind a tree crying.

"Excuse me lady? What are you crying about?" I asked her, trying to be polite.

"Oh mister! Thank goodness! Can you help me? I appear to be lost! Please help me! I need help!"

The lady started to crawl towards me. On all fours... UGH! I was disgusted by this fact. I didn't want anything to do with this freak!

"HEY! GET AWAY FROM ME YA OLD HAG!" I yelled angrily.

I didn't really mean for it to come that way, but it just slipped...oops..       :p

"What? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! I AM VERY POWERFUL YOU KNOW! MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW!"

I saw as her eyes glowed a dark sort of violet/purple color. At this point, I just wasn't angry, I was creeped out.

I started to back away, taking more and more steps. Ready to run the hell out of there. The old lady had started to chant these weird words. All I could make out was: Curse, True Love, and Full moon. I had no idea what that meant, but I just ran anyway. She stopped chanting and yelled out to me.

"GOOD LUCK YA DOUSH BAG!" Well how rude is that old hag?

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I have had this curse for over three months now. And I finally found out what the chantings meant. It meant that I was going to be a werewolf at the full moon, which was coming up tonight. 

That was the curse. Me turning into a hairy beast for life. But the catch was, if I could find 'true love' before the full moon, the curse would be lifted. But I literally have not even kissed a girl! Sure I  have flirted with girls before, but they all rejected me so I never even had my first kiss yet! I know, sad right?

Anyway, I was actually supposed to be in the house tonight with Edwardo and Jon, but I didn't want to risk hurting my friends, so I left them. They had my back for years, but now I needed to watch their backs, to make sure I don't bite their backs.

I left a note and everything. I was ready to turn tonight. I wasn't going to hurt anyone. But maybe I could hurt Edd and his gang. Hehe.. that would be funny. I was now walking to the woods, to you know, make sure I don't go out to the city of anything.