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Tord X ASSASSIN!Reader: World's Best

Tord's POV:

I looked around my room pacing. Everything was fine before an hour ago, when I was just practicing my gun shooting around the backyard. When I saw her. I haven't seen her in years ever since she quit the Red army to stop me after she found out my real plans.

After the whole "not friends anymore" thing and shooting away in my suit then them just forgiving me after a month or so, I was barely the Red Leader anymore.

But after years of tracing me down, she finally caught me.

Y/n L/n

The world's best Assassinator and the girl that disappeared years ago.

Back when she was in the Red Army, she was my right hand man.... er, women. Anyway, the more she spent time with me, the more feelings that I started to get for her. But after she finally figured out my whole scheme, she left and became an assassin.

She left me in the dust. Y/n left the whole army in horror and no one was able to keep calm after she left. But she swore she would find me again and she would get the revenge I deserved.

And now she found me again.

Actually, Y/n just moved in here! She said that she was an old friend of Edd and decided to move here for a while. Y/n knew that I lived here though, she just wanted to get close to me.

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I came down after Edd had yelled for me to come down and meet his old friend. As I came down, I could see Tom and Matt standing near the door smiling happily. I was just on the final step when I saw her.

Y/n

"Why hello Tord! It is nice to see you again is it not?" She said in her British accent. She gave me a mischievous smile while smiling ever so innocently to Edd and the others.

"Umm..." I was utterly speechless.

"Well are you gonna say hi or what Commie?" Tom scolded.

"It's okay, I know how weird it must be to see me again after all these years. Especially since we *cough* dated.." She whispered the last part. But I still could hear it and made me blush.

"Umm... Hi Y/n. It's great to see you again.. I guess?" After that, I ran up to my room and shut the door tightly with every lock I could have or find.

FLASHBACK OVER!

I was panicking and I had to think of something quick. Until I heard two loud knocks on the door.

BAM BAM!

"Tord? Are you alright? Edd and the others left to go to the store just so you know." Y/n. Shit.

"Umm... DON'T COME IN! I'm uhhh.... CHANGING!" I yelled through the door.

"Ohh uhh okay? I'll come back later then?" I sighed and laid on my bed.

CRASH!

I gasped in horror as I looked over to my door. Even though there was a whole bunch of smoke covering everything, I could still make out Y/n's body in the doorway with something in her hand. A knife. That was always her specialty when she assassinated someone.

"Oh Tord, you should know that I'm not the same from before," She stated with a smirk "But I guess you just thought I was the same naïve girl as before. What a shame."

"Y/n, I'm sorry about before. But I'm barely the Red Leader anymore since I came back for Edd and the others." I said, trying to get back the old Y/n that was before. This Y/n was different, she wasn't an alley, she was more of an enemy.