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Tom X Shower: The shower drain is clogged

A/N: Hey cunts, I'm Tia's friend and I'm ready to make you day/night. She's taking a shit rn and I'm stealing the computer. i remember her saying she was doing a tom x read smut in the shower but i thought she said tom x shower and its a smut and she said i could do this so fuck yea

here we go my fellow nob gobblers

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Tom was horny and ready to fuck something but he wasn't gay like tord bc tords a bitch and fuck tomtord. he was all like "imma masterbate in the shower" so he was like "hey fellow edd I'm gonna go masterbate in the shower" and de was all like "yea whatever you pepsi fucker". de didn't like pepsi and he didn't like tom. you needed to know that. anyway he went and started the hot steamy moist delectable water and he was all like "time to touch my peepee". when he stepped in the shower he immediately turned drunk bc its tom and fuck you. and he was all like, wait actually he wasn't drunk he was sober, wait I'm typing this aren't i, fuck. he wasn't drunk. he looked at the shower drain and thought 'dude i could totally fuck this shower m8'. but the drain was on the floor and shit so he pouched a hole in the shower so he could stick his smirnoff dicc in it. so he did and he used a did what the little engine couldn't. he dicc was actually the little engine that could, his dicc went on to be the main character in the 37 part novel called the little engine could do more than could. it became the most popular novel ever. and I'm gonna type it when tia isn't around. ok i gtg bye guys

I will actually type this 'The Little Engine that Could Do More than Could' while tia shits more

bye cunts

Author's Note (By actually author): I'm not sorry for letting her write this, that was a good shit :')