Eddsworld group chat: Toilet Talk

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Hello friends! I wanted something small for this thing since I will be gone for a few hours with my new boyfriend! So enjoy!

T.L.: Tord

E.G.: Edd

T.R.: Tom

M.H.: Matt

Y/n: You

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Y/n: Hello friends

E.G.: Heyo

T.L.: Hey

M.H.: HEY GUYS!

T.R.: Calm down Matt

M.H.: NO! I'M TOO FABULOUS

Y/n: What a great way to start a group chat

T.L.: Yup

E.G.: What are you guys even doing

T.R.: Reading

M.H.: In the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror

Y/n: Of course you are Matt

Y/n: I'm just bored... so here I am

E.G.: Drawing

T.L.: It's a secret...

Y/n: TELL ME!

T.L.: Nope

Y/n: PLEASE!

T.L.: Nope

T.R., E.G., AND M.H.: Just kiss already

T.L. and Y/n: EWW NOOO!

E.G.: Well I'm going to the bathroom

M.H.: I wouldn't if I were you.....

T.R.: Matt.... what did you do..?

E.G.: Don't tell me you did something to the toilet

T.L.: Matt...?

Y/n: Matt?

M.H.: I sort of.... maybe....?

E.G., T.R., T.L., Y/n: MATT!

M.H.: OKAY! OKAY! I.. shoved the um.. toilet paper down the toilet..?

T.R.: Wait what!?!

E.G.: I'll go check real quick

T.L.: Why in the world would you shove the toilet paper down the toilet Matt?

M.H.: I was in the bathroom when I thought I saw a spider in the toilet

Y/n: Yeah and?

M.H.: I got scared so when I flushed the toilet, I wanted to make sure there was no way for it to escape or come back up again

T.R.: And you thought the best thing to do was to shove the toilet paper down the toilet?

M.H.: Yup

T.R. and T.L.: Wow... -_-

Y/n: It's okay Matt. I understand that you were just scared

M.H.: Thank you Y/n! At least they understand!

Y/n: Yeah! That just means you're more stupid and scared than we thought!

T.R. and T.L.: BOOOOM ROASTED!

M.H.: I hate you guys so much...

E.G.: Well I checked the toilet... and it's not looking so good.. MATT!

M.H.: Oh shit...

*MATT LEFT THE GROUPCHAT*

Y/n: And he's gone

E.G.: Yup

T.R.: Want me call a plumber?

E.G.: That's not a good idea... remember the last time what happened?

T.L.: I think I can still hear his voice...

Y/n: I think that's because he's still in the walls?

E.G.: Well I have to chase down Matt

E.G.: Bye guys

T.L.: Me as well, I have to finish up this project

Y/n: Will you please just tell me?!?!

Y/n: I want to know life!

T.L.: You'll find out soon Y/n, just relax

Y/n: UUUUUGGGGHHHH

Y/n: Well I have to get to work

Y/n: Bye guys

T.R.: And I want to finish this book

Y/n: WELL BAIIII

T.L.: Bye friends

T.G: I'm... not your friend

*TORD LEFT THE GROUPCHAT*

*TOM LEFT THE GROUPCHAT*

*Y/N LEFT THE GROUPCHAT*


Hello friends. I hoped you liked this group chat because this is literally a summary of what me and my friends text each other so yeah. I'll be updating new chapters tonight and I'll be making a new book as well so watch out for that. I'm going to be in the making for a youtube video and edits on my Instagram too. But thanks guys for watching this video and if you really liked it, then give that vote button a big slap in the bootey~ and hopefully, I will see you guys in the future! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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