Baked For Revenge (Complete)

5

Ghost's pov

I just stared at the two kids and Ebony. I couldn't tell them.
"Ummm, no reason."

A plus lying Johnny Boy.

Shut up Jimmy.

Dipper glared at me.
"How about you tell us the truth?"

"Or," said Mabel, "At least tell me if Johnny Toast is single."

I made a noise somewhere between a groan and a growl. She seemed to get the message.

Toast was still on the phone.

"JOHNNY! I NEED THE KEYS AND A BUT-LOAD OF THRUSTERS!"

Johnny hung up and walked back over.
"Sir, I took your thrusters away for a reason. What's wrong?"

Dipper crossed his arms.
"Yeah what's wrong? Just tell us why Gavin needs to know how to kill a vampire."

Johnny went pale, well, paler, and that was saying something.
"Well, you see...."

Mabel gasped.
"OMG! You're a vampire aren't you?! That's even hotter!"

I grabbed Johnny and pulled him closer to me.
"MINE!"

Johnny blushed.
"Sir, Love, calm down. I'm sure she meant nothing by it."

I loosened my grip a little and grabbed Jimmy's knife from my belt.
"Tell anyone and you will meet the wrong end of this knife."

Ebony glared at me.
"Ghost, you're going to get us arrested."

Dipper, who was clearly freaked out, shook his head.
"N-no, its fine. If you put the knife down I'll show you the security tapes from yesterday. Maybe there's something that'll help you find her."

I put the knife,

Knifey,

Away and nodded.
"Alright, deal. But remember, these secrets stay between us."

Did someone say secret?

Not now Jimmy.

Yes now.

Can't you wait until tonight?

I'll try. No promises.

Great. Now I have even more to worry about.