Baked For Revenge (Complete)

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Gavin's pov (flashback)

I had just escaped from prison and I was trying to put as much distance between myself and Jenny as possible. I was doing well and had just made it into Oregon when I sensed it. Now, in addition to being able to control ghosts, and more recently demons, I also have the ability to detect them at great distances. As you can see, unlike Johnathan, I am incredibly talented.

(Toast: Except when it comes to British disco, using manners, charming Sir, and fencing.)

Oh, shut up Johnathan.

Anyways, I followed the signal to this odd statue in the middle of the woods.

(Dipper: That must have been Bill's body that we lost after defeating him.)

(Ford: I told you we should have gone after it.)

Who's telling the story here?!

Moving on. I noticed that despite being mostly stone the thing had a few soft spots. Now, being the curious person I am, I used the syringe that I carry with me for.... reasons,

(Ghost: *cough* Macaroni *cough*)

(Mabel: What's macaroni have to do with syringes?)

(Ghost ,Toast, and me: Not important!)

(Stan: Okay....?)

I took a few samples from it and took them with me. Now, later that night, I was camping out in this cave, when I must have dozed off because next thing I knew I was in the mindscape staring at a yellow triangle that was dressed like the monopoly man. He told me his name was Bill and that he had a deal for me. Of course, at first I was a bit skeptical, I don't normally make deals with ghosts or demons.

(Toast: What about Maxwell?)

Okay, with the exception of Maxwell. Anyways, he told me that if I agreed he would give me the secret of how to kill my brother. Permanently.

(Stan: What do ya mean permanently?)

(Ghost: Many people where we come from can respawn video game style. We don't know why.)

(Ford: Interesting.)

I knew there had to be some catch. He told me that all he needed was a dimensional rift. Now, as I use these quite often to hide from the authorities and they are used more often than cars by many residents of Little Butts, North Carolina, I didn't think it was anything big. He also said I needed to find a willing human to inject his blood into. That's where Maxwell and Annabelle come in. I called upon Maxwell and convinced him to find me a test subject.

When he came back with the girl a few weeks later I was surprised with just how willing she was. I gave her the first injection that was just barely enough for Bill to enter her mind. Of course, the girl was unconscious for a month, but by that time she'd had enough injections that Bill was pretty much fully in control. That's when you found me, as planned, and the Apocalypse began.

(Ebony: So in all honesty, you pretty much changed my girlfriend's DNA?)

Pretty much.

(Ebony: I will give you five seconds to run before I murder you.)