**Trigger Warning**
There will be self harm in this book, along with suicide and such.
This book contains happy, sad, and weird one shots. Requests are always open until I state that they are not. I may write smut in the future but as of now it's...
"Did you guys see our new neighbor?" Lui asks as he jumps onto one of the chairs in our backyard.
"Yeah. She's fucking hot!" Delirious screams as he jumps into the pool. I roll my eyes at his childish behavior.
"I call dibs!" Cartoonz shouts from the edge of the pool.
"No fair!" Delirious says as he splashes Cartoonz in the face. Cartoonz playfully tackles Delirious into the water and they begin to wrestle with each other.
"I have an idea!" I announced and both men look at me. I cross my arms with a small smirk.
"Both of you go over to her house and we see who can get her number! Problem solved!" I exclaim. They both look at each other and shrug their shoulders.
"Yeah and Amber can go too. Just so she doesn't feel uncomfortable with two strange men." Mini suggests. Amber looks up from her phone and run her hand over her face.
"Why do I always get dragged into this kind of shit?" She groans while standing up.
"Are we gonna go?" Amber says irritated. Del and Cartoonz scramble out of the pool and dry their hair before Amber and them leave.
Madeline's POV
I was just laying down outside on one of my reclining chairs when I heard my doorbell ring. I got up and walked through my house to the front door.
When I opened the door there were two men standing there and a woman. One of the men had black hair and blue eyes with a hockey mask on. The other had reddish-brown hair and a beard. The girl had brown hair and green eyes.
"Hello." I say and lean against the doorframe. The guys fidgeted for a second before the girl pushed them away.
"Hello, we saw that you just moved in and we wanted to come over and introduce ourselves. My name is Amber, this retard with the hockey mask is known as Delirious and this fucktard is Cartoonz." Amber introduced them all. I noticed the Cartoonz man was staring at me in my swimsuit. It was just a simple one piece with roses at the top.
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I stepped away from the door and opened it wider for them.
"Would you like to come in?" I ask them. They nod and walk into my house as I close the door.
"Would you guys like to come swim?" I ask. The two boys looked at each other and shrug their shoulders.
"Sure. These two dipshits don't know how to speak apparently." Amber says and slaps both of them on the back of the head.
I lead them outback where I had previously been listening to music. The boys were apparently already wearing swimsuits so they didn't have to change. Amber didn't want to swim so she just stuck her feet in the water.
Both of the guys and I messed around for awhile. Splashing each other and other shit. Eventually we got Amber to do a chicken fight with us. Amber had grabbed my elbows and pushed me backwards, sending Delirious and I underwater.
Eventually the guys said they had to leave and we're using a couple of my towels to dry off.
"If we're being honest here, we actually came over to see which one of us could get your number." Cartoonz said with Delirious by his side. I looked over at Amber who was on her phone and smirked.
Deciding to fuck with the guys' minds, I wrote my number on a piece of paper before walking over to Amber and giving it to her.
On the paper it wrote that I was just messing with the guys. She started laughing at the guys shocked expressions. They eventually left and I went to my room to take a shower.
Ambers POV
As we walked back into the house all the guys heads turned towards us. David stood up and walked towards us.
"So who got her number?" He asks, his question obviously directed towards Delirious and Cartoonz.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. With a smirk I said, "I did." And started laughing.
All the guys started laughing along with me.
"You mean to tell us... the... she... she gave you her number?" Wildcat asked in between laughs. I nodded my head and put the piece of paper back into my pocket.
Dels POV
I eventually got Amber to give me Madeline's number. It actually costed me ten dollars and a bag of hot cheetos but hey, it's worth it.
I put Madeline's number into my phone and texted her. ( Italics=Del, Bold= Madeline)
Hey! It's Delirious!
Oh hey, did Amber give you my number?
Yeah lol
Just so you know I gave her my number to mess with you guys.
I figured. But hey, I'm going to get ice cream later if you want to go with me.
Yeah! That'ssounds fun!
Great! I'll come get you around two.
Deal. --------- There you go Madeline! Hope you enjoyed. So guys, I'm running out of ideas for oneshots!!! Ahhhhhh! So if any of you want to request a oneshot or a personal oneshot don't be afraid to. I'm open to anything, ships, X reader, X Character that you make up, but no smuts. You can ask Madeline about that. No no.
