snapchat ↠ yugyeom

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yu_gyeom:
im gonna slide into ur dms cause u be lookin fine af

joo_hyun:
Sorry I think you have the wrong app this isn't Tinder.

yu_gyeom:
why do u never let me slide smoothly into ur dms?

joo_hyun:
Why do you think I'm so innocent. It's honestly really funny.

yu_gyeom:
u no funnyyyyyyy. -i've been watching too much Family Guy, but i like that ur not innocent.

joo_hyun:
Can you stop texting me?

yu_gyeom:
np how long exactly?

joo_hyun:
Until February 31st.

yu_gyeom:
but it's already April which means i have to wait til anthr yr to pass by

*scoffing at this imbecile* joo_hyun:
You are the definition of stupid.

yu_gyeom: wh-YOU LIED TO ME. HOW HOW COULD YOU. (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

joo_hyun:
You wear mascara? It's funny how you can spell out "you" when I lie. Maybe I should lie more so I can get your vocabulary up.

yu_gyeom:
whr do u live?

joo_hyun:
Up your ass.

yu_gyeom:
i wish u did. anyways, i hrd from a friend he knows u and he says u live in Busan is that right?

joo_hyun:
Are you a stalker? (꒪⌓꒪) Who is this "friend" of yours?

yu_gyeom:
his name is Jeon Jungkook age-idek anymore maybe 21 YEAH 21 cause I'm that old

joo_hyun:
Wait. Theee Jeon. Jungkook?

yu_gyeom:
yeah sure. theee Jeon. Jungkook

joo_hyun:
I'm sorry we can't talk anymore.

yu_gyeom:
why not?

joo_hyun:
I hate that bish. He took TaeTae away and turned him into a mirror of himself!! ㄒoㄒ

yu_gyeom:
omg are u tlking abt Taehyung?

joo_hyun:
HE TOOK MY EX TO LIVE WITH HIM IN SEOUL. WE WANTED TO MAKE A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT.

yu_gyeom:
maybe we can come take u to seoul and u could live with them or preferably me and u can be Tae's girl again (again, preferably mine)

joo_hyun:
No. Seeing them will only hurt me more. Plus I have a life in Busan. I can't just drop it all just for Tae. Plus, I already have a boyfriend who treats me better than Tae.

yu_gyeom:
U HAVE AN F-ING BF (っﾟДﾟ)っ

joo_hyun:
Chill. I pretend he's my boyfriend. We swore on telling the public we're together, but really we're just dumb best friends who are lonely af.

yu_gyeom:
What's his name Joohyun?

joo_hyun:
His name is Jimin, he's really sweet, and has chocolate abs that I'm free to touch even tho we are just friends.

yu_gyeom:
Are you still happy in Busan?

joo_hyun:
Ok... This isn't Yugyeom. WHERE IS HE?!?! HE USES SLANG NOT VOCABULARY. EVEN THOUGH SLANG IS SLANG FOR SHORTENED LANGUAGE.

yu_gyeom:
You've still got your smart brain I see. ◕‿↼

joo_hyun:
Taehyung. I know it's you. Give the phone back to Yugyeom. I'd rather talk to a horse (j-horse. wink wonk) than talk to you and your cheating self.

yu_gyeom:
Joohyun, please don't bring up the past especially when my friends are reading this over my shoulder.

joo_hyun:
MY NAME IS JIMIN. AND I DECLARE WAR ON U GUYS. DONT FREAKING PISS OFF MY GF OR ILL SLIT UR THROATS AND ULL GO TO HELL. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

yu_gyeom:
Wow. I thought Taehyung was weird. Can you calm your tits down bitch? We ain't doing anything okay? I'll freaking put your ass on worldstar. Joohyun belongs with Taehyung not your ass okay?

*yanks her phone out of Jimin's hands joo_hyun:
Please stop fighting. I don't like either of you guys...well, I like Jimin, but not that way. Anyways can whoever is texting give the phone back to Yugyeom so we can talk normally instead of talking about my past. I have feelings too okay? Talking about all of this makes me feel uncomfortable and sad. And if I know you Taehyung you don't like when I'm so sad. You only like when I'm 4-D like you. Anyways I hope you still act that way because Jimin and I were thinking of visiting Seoul in a couple of months.

yu_gyeom:
good news bro i got my phone back and itd be awesome if u came Taehyung isn't 4-D, so idk what u mean by that but yeah

joo_hyun:
W-wait. Tae. Isn't. 4-D. THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF COMING THEN. IF HES NOT THE OLD TAE THEN EVERYTHING IS RUINED. MY LOVE LIFE WILL FOREVER BE RUINED. I WILL NEED TO FIND ANOTHER 4-D MAN. MAYBE BAEKHYUN? NO NOT 4-D ENOUGH. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

yu_gyeom:
ur kinda freaking me out just come to Seoul anyways it's awesome here.
seen 11:54pm