joo_hyun: Um first of all how much calories do you burn from jumping to conclusions? Second, it's not named after you.
yu_gyeom: Then who is "Tae"?
joo_hyun: I named it after my friend Kim Taehyung.
yu_gyeom: So... What your saying is you named it after me.
joo_hyun: Taehyung, this is a whole other Kim Taehyung.
yu_gyeom: I want proof.
joo_hyun: You want proof. Here's proof.
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yu_gyeom: Eww. Your friends with someone like him? Come on Joohyun we both know he's not your type.
joo_hyun: That's why we're friends genius.
yu_gyeom: I'm back Joohyun!! Sorry Taehyung ran away wit my phone
joo_hyun: It's okay. As long as your back. ･◡･
yu_gyeom: u know Ive nvr felt this way wit a girl
joo_hyun: Ofc you haven't it's me you're talking about dude.
yu_gyeom: I think it might be bc sex has been boring ltly
joo_hyun: Because your not doing it with me *message failure send*
joo_hyun: It's because your dick is so small and shrivelled up.
yu_gyeom: I litrlly will slit ur throat *message failure send*
yu_gyeom: Wow way to be nice ︶︿︶
joo_hyun: I've been talking to Jungkook lately and...
yu_gyeom: And what.
joo_hyun: Wait a minute. This seems sketchy. TAEHYUNG GIVE HIM THE PHONE.
yu_gyeom: What blew it away this time?
joo_hyun: Because you always text like I do. Complete with periods and grammar free sentences.
yu_gyeom: Sup I'm back boiii
joo_hyun: Read the text above so I can finish what I was going to tell you about Jungkook.
yu_gyeom: Woah kay and?
joo_hyun: I... Am starting to fall for him. I need your help because I can't, CAN'T fall for him.
yu_gyeom: Y can't u? Ill surely help u tho ,-)
joo_hyun: Because... Well. I, just can't. I can't tell you.
yu_gyeom: Why not?
joo_hyun: Because it's a really long story and I don't feel like talking to you about it.
yu_gyeom: Just tell me u can trust me
joo_hyun: Well. Long before I met Tae I was friends with Jungkook.
yu_gyeom: And??
joo_hyun: ...Jungkook kinda did something that made me cheat on Tae...
yu_gyeom: So. What u r saying is u cheated on Tae before he cheated on u and ur being mad at him for nothing
joo_hyun: No!! Jungkook and I had a really close relationship, a special one in fact. I knew he had a thing for me I just didn't say anything about it. And when I found out Tae cheated on me I visited Jungkook in Seoul. Yes Ik what your thinking and I did get in my car and drive all the way to Seoul. But when I was there he said some things and...his words led to his lips on mine and the next minute I realized we were on the couch and he was taking care of me after we had, done "it".
yu_gyeom: It's ok. It wasn't cheating because Tae had done it first and knowing u for these past weeks u probably would've ended it if u hadn't gone to Kookie's house
joo_hyun: Thanks Yugyeom oppa. I guess sometimes you can really be my oppa. ^_^
yu_gyeom: Holy shit. Code red. Code red. Joohyun. JOO FREAKING HYUN CALLED ME OPPA.
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joo_hyun: Wow. Okay then.
yu_gyeom: So does that mean he took ur v?
joo_hyun: Yeah...
yu_gyeom: Well I'm sad it's not me. But that means it won't hurt u as much then I can go rougher!!
joo_hyun: Way to look on the bright side. ^o^
yu_gyeom: Btw Jungkook was reading this over my shoulder the whole time.
