Ash, Serena and Gary brought the couple - Alain and May - to a restaurant that evening. Ash, of course, had to wear a hoodie to hide his identity. Their plan was to make Alain and May have a first kiss. It was a French restaurant. Once they got in and to their table, the plan began
"Uh, sorry, I have to go, you know, using "water gun". I'll be right back" Ash pretended to walk to the restroom
"Yeah, I have to do the same thing with Ashy boy. Be right back!" Gary ran to the same direction
"Well, guess we have to call a waiter then" Serena said
While Serena tried to distract the couple, Ash and Gary quickly changed to the waiter outfits they prepared at home
"Ok, Ashy boy, here's the plan. We gonna go out there, pretend to be Italian and French waiters. Then we'll think of a way to make them kiss. Got it?" Gary asked amd Ash nodded
They walked to the table and greeted
"Bonjour, c'est moi, uh, Pablo Ketchack. How can I help you amoureux?" Ash asked in French-accents, made Serena covered her mouth while laughing
"Ciao, come va oggi? Mi chiamo Luigi Oakaton. Here's the menu for you two amante" Gary said in Italian-accent, while Alain and May was confused and Serena tried not to laugh
(Yeah, I used Google Translate for these. Don't ask if I am good at Italian and French)
After they ordered their food, Gary took the note to the actual waiter, who was ordered before to wait. He didn't want Ash blew up his cover. Suddenly, Gary saw a red head girl sitting in a corner of the room. He soon had a crush on her, actually he had a crush on every beautiful girl he met, but this girl was special. Gary slicked his hair and started flirting her.
"Ciao, bella. Come ti chiami? (Hello, beauty. What's your name?)" Gary asked in Italian
"First, I don't know you. Second, I don't know Italian" The red head said
"Ok, what's your name, beauty?" Gary asked
"The name's Misty. And stop FLIRTING ME!" Misty shouted at Gary
"Sorry. Can I get your number?"
"Fine. Here you go. You seem nice, I think" Misty wrote her phone numbers in a note then handed to Gary. Gary couldn't tell how happy he was. He turned around and saw Ash, who was smirking
"Wow, you do know how to take an opportunity" Ash smirked
"Yeah, Ashy boy! I got a waifu!" Gary shouted loudly, but Ash had to cover his mouth
"Be quiet! Or they will know who I am!" Ash whispered to Gary, luckily no one noticed it. Gary nodded
"Okay, let's take their food to the table" Ash handed Gary the tray and walked to the table
"Here you go. Bon appétit!" Ash placed the tray on the table. Then this was the time the plan began
"Have a nice din- Oh!" Gary pumped into Alain from behind by purpose, pushed his head to May's. But Alain stopped it.
"Sorry, mister" Gary bowed his head and ran away with Ash. Alain then soon saw a raven hair style under Ash's wig. He soon started to be suspicious
The evening ended with nothing happened. Ash and Gary chose to eat the leftovers that Serena gathered for them. They thought they would sacrificed to help both Alain and May, but it didn't work. They put away their waiter outfits and headed to the group.
"Hey, you two are back. Where were you?" Alain asked suspiciously
"I was, uh, having diarrhea. It was so hurt" Ash pretended to hold his stomach in pain
"Y-Yeah, Ashy boy and I both had that" Gary said
"Oh yeah?" - Alain asked, and grabbed both of their collars - "How about I make your diarrhea better?!"
He pinned both Gary and Ash to the wall, made Serena and May convinced him to stop
"Alain, stop it! That's my future husband" Serena convinced
"Ali, what have they done to you?" May convinced
"Don't you see? These two little punks have disguised as those French and Italian waiters all along!" Alain said while choked their necks
"H-Hey, Italian and French are suitable for love, y-you kn-know" Gary coughed out some words
"Shut your yap!" Alain yelled, but Ash knew how to solve it
"Oh, look at the coward who was talking" Ash tried to make a joke
"What do you mean?" Alain let out both of them
"You know, Alain, why don't you kiss her already?" Ash asked
"Yeah, you two have been dating for 3 years. But haven't got a kiss yet" Gary said
"Well, I-I have special reason" Alain blushed
"Then what is it, Ali? Can you just tell it?" May asked angrily
"Well, I-I..." - Alain seemed hesitated when everyone stared at him. He decided to speak it out - "I'M AFRAID THAT IF I KISS YOU, YOU WILL BE PREGNANT!"
That answer made Gary laughed, while Ash, Serena, May and the author just facepalmed themselves
"Seriously, even until now there are still people believing that?" Ash asked
"No wonder Mairin broke up with you" Serena sweatdropped
"Fine! I told the truth! Happy now?!" Alain clenched his fist, but stunned from a hug from May
"Oh, my Ali, you baka" - May let go and smiled - "Kissing don't make me pregnant"
"Yeah, only some bed time activities can" Ash said, made Serena blushed a bit
"You mean shaving your girlfriend's legs and cleaning her ear-hole?" Gary smirked, this time he made Ash blushed
"So that's mean..." Alain turned to May
"Yeah. We can do it. I love you, Ali" May leaned in and so did Alain. They started to kiss, but that kiss was more awkward than romantic
"Ouch! Alain, stop bitting my tongue!" May let out her tongue while Alain nervously laughed
"What a bunch of amateurs!" - Serena said - "Even our first kiss didn't end up like that"
"Okay, let's go home" Ash smiled and went home with them
"Hey, big bro. Thanks for today. We have a bunch of leftovers for you and Gary to eat" May showed Ash a bag of leftovers, made the whole group beside Ash and Gary laughed
"Wow, that's rewarding" Ash said sarcastically, while Serena was smiling happily at him. She was glad that even Ash had to hide his identity, he was still cheerful as usual.
But little did she know, the next few days will full of tragedy
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