Nasa bahay lang ako ngayon kasi wala akong ganang pumasok. Bumaba ako at naabutan ko ang parents kong nag-aasaran. I'm used to it. Hindi daw sila nagkabalikan pero kung maka asta daig pa nila ang ibang teenagers.
I grabbed some apple and turned on the television. Kakagat na sana ako when I saw Angela - Beatrice's mom on the news!
"I want justice for my daughter! Kung sino man ang gumawa neto sakanya, sana naman ma konsensya ka!" Angela.
I don't have conscience.
"My daughter is on coma because you beat her to death! Pwede namang idaan sa pag-uusap! She's all that I have!" Angela said while crying.
Idaan sa usapan? Nope, that won't work bitch!
I grabbed my phone and texted Ashley and Ali; "Hey, nasa news ang mom ni Beatrice and I want to laugh pero hindi ko magawa because my parents are here."
"Grabe talaga mga kabataan ngayon no? Tsk tsk." Dad.
Shit.
"Baka naman may atraso yung anak niya." Mom.
"Sana dinaan nalang nila sa pag-uusap kesa humantong sa ganito, tignan mo na coma yung bata." Dad.
"Bat ka humahanash diyan Albert? Laki ng problema mo ah!" Mom.
Go mom! I'm still eating my apple habang pinapanood ko ang parents kong nag-aaway.
"Ang sa akin lang, ayaw kong mangyari kay Ak yun." Dad.
"Are you sure? Baka naman you're just concern sa anak ng EX mo!" Mom.
Mom is my spirit animal!
"What? Andrea, no! Past is past!" Dad.
"Past mo mukha mo!" Mom.
"C'mon, pag-aawayan ba natin to?" Dad.
Dad's trying to hug mom pero mom glared at him.
"Kung yung ex ba naman ang pag-uusapan natin aba't mag-aaway talaga tayo!" Mom.
Pumunta si mom sa kitchen at sumunod naman si dad pero napaatras din si dad nung tinutokan siya ni mom ng wtf a knife?!
"Mom, chill!"
"Wag mo kaming pansinin Ak, konting away lang to." Mom.
She called that 'konti'???? Geez alam ko na talaga saan ko namana ang ugaling 'to.
"Andrea, are you pregnant?!" Dad.
My mom's eyes widened. Buntis mama ko?! Tumayo ako at lumapit sakanila at sumandal sa corner. I didn't utter a word, dad can handle her.
"A-anong pregnant?!" Mom.
Sus, pahalata masyado. Geez!
"C'mon mom. Tell us that you're pregnant, you know naman na I wanted a sibling."
"At bakit naman ako mabubuntis?" Mom.
"Gusto mong sabihin ko kay Ak mga pinanggagawa natin?" Dad smirked.
Tinutok ulit ni mom ang knife kay dad. "Don't you dare!"
I rolled my eyes lol alam kong active pa din ang sex life nila.
"Mom, yes or yes, are you pregnant?"
She felt uneasy at dahan dahan tumango.
HOLY SHIT I - OHMYGOSH CAN SOMEONE SLAP ME!!!!
I hugged my mom and started crying. Dream come true!
Dad joined us after and I felt dad's shoulders are shaking, Is he crying? I didn't expect this!
"Best gift ever." Dad.
WHAAAAAT!!!! HOW COME NAKALIMUTAN KO ANG BIRTHDAY NI DAD??!!??!!!
I dialled one of my mens to buy my dad a new Lamborghini.
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