Mallam Zubir bought a #20million bulletproof car. He travelled from Abuja to Kano and was accosted by armed robbers. They opened fire on the car and all the bullets bounced off. Mallam insulted the armed robbers, "Shege! Dan iska! Dan burouba!"
The armed robbers shouted that they could not hear him, so, Mallam rolled down his window so they could hear.....
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He was buried last Friday.
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