WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.
AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you..?
WIFE: …Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too…
Not in cage but laughing at YOU
WHO KILLED IT? The wife or Akpos?
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#729 in humour....
Thanking you.....
Godblessing you......
I'm gratefulling........
Lemme be going!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria
RandomAlright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING......... нιɢнɛƨт яαиκιиɢ #70 ιи нʋмσʋя ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴɪɢᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛʏs ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ
