Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

Smuggling

A boy crosses a border on a bicycle, a customs officer stops, and inspects him.

Customs officer: "What do you have?"
Boy: "Just rice, officer."

After thorough inspection, the officer finds nothing but rice and releases the boy. The same situation emerges the next day!

Customs officer: "What do you have?"

Boy: "Just rice, officer."

The thorough inspection again shows that the boy carries nothing but rice. The situation repeats on the next day, and continues for a while.

Customs officer: "Just tell me, what are you smuggling? I will not tell anybody!"

Boy: "Bicycles, officer."

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Don't kill me o. I know I've not updated in forever. And on top of that I've missed many birthdays 😢😢

Happy Belated Birthday to all of you whose birthday I missed.

It's School's fault.

University of Nigeria, Nsukka, wants to kee mee 😭😭😭😭😭.

Anyways, I started a new book Conquering Extinction. It's a Nigerian sci-fi story. Please check it out and tell me what you think.