Dry Jokes: The Nigerian Way

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1. If I dash someone a car, does that make me a KARDASHIAN??

2. If Ana has a big tummy, can we call her ANATOMY??

3. If I play football with my boyfriend and he scores a goal, can we call it RELATIONSHIP GOALS??

4. If a bee enters a shop, can we call it Bishop (BEE SHOP)??

5. Who was the first politician to soak garri??  SHEHU SHAGARI.

6. If a car hits Jessy, does that make her Jessica??

7. Amber was walking down the road in a 6 inches heel. She tripped and fell. Guess what Amber did!!

Amber Rose.

8. Q: What happened to Bobo?

     R: Shark-eat-bobo (Shakiti boko)

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