•Thank God for a brown new day.
•My God is upsome!
•Why are people so weekend? ( because they are not Friday)
•Not all that glitters are goat. (Goatn't it????!!!!)
•Majority carries the volt. (Volt ko? Transformer ni?)
•May your name be highly exhausted.
•My waste is paining me.
•Thank God for spearing my life. (With Dagger abi with arrow)
•What is strong with you? (Strong ko? Decoder ni?)
•Lord, you are the killer that holds my life. (GBOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!?)
•Please, how much is your age? (22naira o)
•Look to the window, the principal just passed away. (Na you kill am abi?)
•I'm not priding please.
•Lord, let your wheel be done. (God wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
I'm in my house, come and beat me.
Fact: Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
YOU ARE READING
Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria
RandomAlright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING......... нιɢнɛƨт яαиκιиɢ #70 ιи нʋмσʋя ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴɪɢᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛʏs ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ
