JAMB QUESTIONS 2018
1. Animals that eat money are called...
A. Carnivores.
B. Omnivores.
C. Monivores.
D. Herbivores.
2. What is the natural habitat for naira-eating snakes?
A. Aquatic
B. Jamb headquarters
C. Terrestrial
D. Forest
3. The process by which a snake swallows money is called...
A. Phagocytosis
B. Engulfing
C. Pinocytosis
D. Embezzlement.
UTME 2018, leaked...
Maths
The probability of x snake swallowing 36million naira is y. Find x.
English
Fill in the blank ....... A snake swallowed 36million. a)could it be true? b) it could be true? c) true it could be?
Biology
Sketch the dorsoventral view of the snake capable of swallowing 36million naira...
Physics
Calculate the escape velocity with which a snake swallowed 36million Naira and disappeared unnoticed... take speed of light (8x10*9km/s)
Chemistry
What is the molar mass of 36million Naira...?
Economics
A snake worth 36million Naira define its opportunity cost.
Geography
Where on earth can we find the snake that swallowed our 36million Naira?
Best of luck...
Well, what can I say? All the animals in this country have started to steal money. Even monkey has pushed #70million..
Kai, no!!! As in this one off me, quench me.... Ahhhh I cannor come and go and die.
Anyhow, I love Nigeria. We can never fail to amuse ourselves.
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