An Inspirational speaker said,
"The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife."
The audience were in shock and silence but he added, "and she is my mother."
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
A man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home, after dinner, he said to his wife, "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife...."
After a moment he tried to recall the second line..
But by the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste well.
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#344 in humor.
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