Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

Gateman

This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; 

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hail thee

1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate...

2. Why did I go to school If not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that I'm doing free of charge most of these days..... Is like you want me to resume on credit already, abi? 

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm ��

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I have too much experience please. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that I will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when I'm feeling heat. 

11. Me that opened my mother's womb, what is gate?