An angry wife to her husband on phone.
Wife: where the hell are you?
Husband: honey, you remember that gold shop? Where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it..
Wife: (relaxed) yes, my king
Husband: remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I’ll buy it for you one day..
Wife: (totally relaxed with a smile and a blush) yes i remember my love!
Husband: good, I'm in a barber shop next to that shop.
Fact: Nigeria has the highest number of slang in Africa, second only to USA in the world.
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