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HE OVERHEARS THE BOYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE

HE OVERHEARS THE BOYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE (REQUESTED)

Luke: You step out of the hotel bathroom in your bra and underwear, surprised to see four boys in your room, instead of one. "Oh!" You say, blushing and retreating behind the door to hide your near naked body. "Luke, uh could you hand me my dress?" "Where is it?" He asks, rolling off of the bed they were all sitting on. "In the living room," you tell him. He leaves to find your dress and you shut the door, waiting in the bathroom. "She's so fit," You hear Calum whisper. "Dude, I know," Ashton says seriously. "It's not fair!" Calum whines, "Does Luke even realize how hot she is?"  "I don't think so," Michael says thoughtfully, "He probably likes her for her personality or something." "Do you think they've had sex yet?" Calum asks in a whisper. "If they haven't," Michael begins, "I -" "Careful what you say next," Luke says seriously, entering the room with your dress in tow. "I was gonna say I'll ask you why not," Michael mutters, punching Calum when he starts to laugh. "Right," Luke says„ clearly not believing Michael's lie. "Just keep your eyes off my girlfriend," he adds, glaring at Michael before entering the bathroom.

Calum: "I should get going," you say, extracting your body from Calum's sleeping one as the credits roll. "We have ice cream if you wanna stay," Ashton offers. "Thanks, but Calum's sleeping anyway," you sigh, "So I'll just see you guys tomorrow." You get up and hug each of the boys goodbye before slipping out. "How did Calum get such a hot girlfriend?" Ashton asks, shaking his head in disbelief. "She's perfect," Luke affirms. "I couldn't even watch the movie because I kept looking at her!" Michael chimes in. "He's so lucky," Ashton sighs. "She's out of his league," Michael points out. "She's out of all of our leagues," Luke adds. The other two nod sadly. "She's gotta have one fault," Ashton says seriously. "Maybe she's a drug dealer," Luke jokes. "Maybe she's in pornos," Michael suggests and the other two laugh. "I'd watch that," he adds thoughtfully. "Guys, uh, I woke up," Calum mutters, making the others freeze, embarrassed. "And she's not in pornos," he adds seriously.

Ashton: "Okay," Calum said to Luke and Michael on the tour bus, "Snog, marry, avoid. Um, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Y/n." "Avoid Perrie, because she's dating Zayn," Michael says immediately. "But Y/n is dating Ashton," Calum points out. "I'd snog her for sure," Michael admits. "Same," Luke agrees, "She's hot." "That's true," Calum says thoughtfully, "She's probably a good kisser." "She's probably good at lots of stuff," Michael adds, smirking. The other two nod in agreement. "So definitely snog Y/n," Luke affirms. "Who's snogging Y/n?" Ashton asks as he enters the bus, eyeing the boys suspiciously. Calum, Michael and Luke glance at each other nervously before turning to Ashton. "Where have you been?" Calum asks, avoiding the question entirely. "With Y/n," Ashton responds slowly. "That's cool," Luke says, trying to keep his voice casual. Ashton frowns at the others, knowing they're keeping something. "Who's snogging Y/n?" He repeats. "We were just playing snog, marry avoid," Calum confesses. "You'd all avoid Y//n," he says seriously. "Of course, of course!" Michael says quickly.

Michael: "I'm going to pick Y/n up at the airport," Michael tells the other boys before leaving the tour bus. "I didn't know Y/n was coming to visit," Calum states. "Yep," Ashton affirms with a nod. "She's so hot," Luke sighs. "She's probably got the best butt on the planet," Calum decides. "And the best legs," Ashton adds thoughtfully. "Basically the best everything," Luke points out. "Yeah," Ashton sighs dreamily. "Michael's so lucky," Calum says frowning. A chuckle from the doorway makes all of their heads snap up. "I forgot my keys," Michael explains, "But this was so entertaining I just couldn't interrupt.." He laughs again as the others look down, embarrassed. "Please don't let me stop you," he teases, "Best butt, best legs, she's definitely the best kisser let me tell ya." When no one answers, he laughs again. "Okay, sorry for making you uncomfortable," he sighs, "I'm gonna go for real now." He turns to leave before looking back and adding, "But in all seriousness don't look at my girlfriend ever again."