Javi doesn't do his homework

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Mr. Everett: Okay class get out your history homework, that you had to do last night.

Everyone gets out their homework, except for Javi

Mr. Everett: Javi, where's your homework?

Javi: My pet dog ate my homework.

Mr. Everett: Enough excuses! Go to Mr. Walter's office right now!

Mr. Walter: So Javi, why are you here?

Javi: I forgot my homework.

Mr. Walter: Javi, I've had enough of your laziness! You're suspended for five weeks! I'm calling your mom, to pick you up!

At home

Papa: Oh! Oh! Javier, we can't believe you got suspended for five weeks. That's it! You're grounded for 2.87342906500075201920192019 billion generations.

Mama: That means no Xbox One. No PS4. No Xbox 360. No PS3. No Wii U. No Nintendo Switch. No Nintendo Wii. No Nintendo GameCube. No Nintendo DS, DS I, and 3DS. No PC. No MAC. No PS2. No orginal Xbox. No Sega Dreamcast. No N64. No PS1. No Sega Saturn. No every console. No Facebook. No Twitter. No WattPad. No SnapChat. No friends. No life.

Papa: You'll be wearing nappies. You'll also dress like Clementine for the rest of your life.

Javi: NO! NO! NO!

Papa: Well, too bad.

After Javi puts on the nappy, and dresses like Clementine

Papa: Go to bed.

Five weeks later

Mr. Everett: Now that your five weeks of suspension are done, I'll be hosting detention at your house, after school.

After school, and at Javi's house

Papa: Javier, I heard you're having detention here in the house, and look, here comes Mr. Everett.

Mr. Everett: Here are the rules of detention. No talking. No chewing gum. No eating and drinking. No playing on the computer. No sleeping. No listening to music.

Three hours later

Javi: Yeah, my detention is finally over.

Papa: Go to bed now! Because you're still grounded for the rest of your natural-born life!

The next day, and at school

Clementine: Oh my gosh. Everyone look at Javi. He's dressed like me.

Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

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