Javier's Halloween

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Louis: Oh, I can't remember my locker combination. There we go.

Javi: Hey, Louis.

Louis: Yeah? *lifts his head and bangs his head on the locker ceiling*

Louis: Ouch! Dammit! What do you want, Javi?

Javi: Today is Halloween. Are you going trick or treating? I'm going with Clem, Vi, Brody, Marlon, and James.

Louis: Yeah, I am. I'll go with you all. Where should we meet up? It will be one of our final trick or treatings after all, because we are freshmen in college for goodness sake.

Javi: We're gonna meet up Marlon's house, then we'll go from there.

Louis: Okay, sounds good. See you then. What are you going as, by the way?

Javi: Oh, me? Um, I'm going as a baseball player.

Louis: Makes sense. As for me, I'm going as Prince Charming from Shrek, because Clem called me Prince Charming once.

*after school, they met up at Marlon's house*

Marlon: Well, Clem, I see that you're a princess, but what princess are you?

Clementine: I'm Princess Leia from Star Wars. I was gonna go as Lara Croft, but the costume exposed too much body, so I switched it to Leia.

Violet: And I'm Sandy Cheeks, to represent how many times Louis has buried his head in the sand.

Louis: Oh, I'm burying my head in the sand?!

Brody: And I'm a pirate queen. Argh, matey! Pirate Brody at your service!

Louis: What are you supposed to be, Marlon?

Marlon: Well, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl.

Louis: I don't get it.

Javi: Hey, wait, where's James? *James breathes behind Marlon*

James: Um... hello.

Marlon: Good grief! He's naked!

Violet: Jamesy... who are you supposed to be?

James: Lester Crest. C'mon, get in. Let's go.

Louis: Well, I guess nothing is as scary as Lester.

*they go to a house*

All of them: Trick or treat!

Clementine: Oh, cool! I got a King size bar!

Violet: Me, too!

Brody: Argh, matey! Me, three!

Marlon: I got a peanut butter cup!

Louis: I got mustard!

James: I got a condom.

Javi: I got a rock.

*next house*

Violet: Sweet! I got a spider ring and a cookie!

Brody: I got a soda!

Clementine: I got a dildo!

Marlon: I got a nude magazine!

Louis: I got a bowl of potato salad!

James: I got meth!

Javi: I got a rock.

*they go to Aasim's store*

Aasim: I had a feeling you'd be back... oh, they're just trick or treaters. *he opens up the register*

Javi: Hurry up, Simmy! *he fires a gun*

Aasim: Dammit! I can't go any faster!

Brody: Be nice, Aasim.

Violet: Wait, Javier, you had a gun on you the whole time?

Javi: Um, um, um, I did.

Violet: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Javier, how dare you have a gun while trick or treating! That's it! You're grounded for rule 34 years! But you won't be alive for much longer! *she pushes him out of the store and he gets hit by a car that has the real Lester in it*

Lester: You'll kill me before my genes do!





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