Javi calls the janitor the toilet man AGAIN

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Javí runs to the bathroom as he notices it's locked.

Javi: "Who's there?"

Janitor: "It's the janitor son, get lost."

Javi: "Oh fuck it's the toilet man again."

Janitor: "Oh you didn't." The janitor runs out of the bathroom chasing after Javi with toilet paper hanging from his pants.

Javi starts screaming like a stupid maniac "HELP HELP HELP"

Javí slips on a banana peel and his foot uppercuts the Principal in the dick.

Principal: "Go to the office this instant mister!"

Javi: "Are you kidding me?!"

The principal takes Javi into the office and begins to call his parents

Clem picks up
Clem: "Hello?"

Principal: "is this the Krusty Krab?"

Clem: "No, this Clementine!"

Principal: "you're gonna need to come pick up Javi."

Clem: "oh boy, what did he do this TIME?"

Principal: "he uppercutted me in the dick while making a loud scream in the hallway."

Clem: "Oh. Oh. Oh. That boys in big trouble he is. I'm on my way."

The principal hangs up and stares at Javi

Principal: "Guess what? Clem's coming to get you."

Javi: "NO PLEASE ANYONE BUT HER!"

Principal: "To bad now shut up."

Clem stormed into the school

Clem: "You come here right now mister! You're in big trouble."

Javi: "Oh dear Neptune..."

Clem takes Javí out to the car as they begin to drive off

Clem: "wait until your father hears about this one."

Javi: "No!!!!!!! DONT TELL HIM!"

Clem: "I thought you'd say that so I already told him."

David jumps out from the back seat of the car

Javi screams like a little bitch

David: "Glad to see me? You're grounded for the rest of your enteral restless life. No video games, no playboy magazines, no pornhub, no Pokémon go, no teletubbies, no Thomas the choo choo train, and anything else you like is a no. And that goes especially for Paw patrol."

Javi: "You can't take those away!"

David: "To late Bucky roony."

Javi screams the entire drive home

David: "It's punishment time!"
David grabs Javi and sits him down on the toilet. David grabs a razor and begins shaving all of Javi's hair off.

David: "time for punishment two."
David makes Javi swallow bars of soap along with some super hot sauce.

David: "Last but not least, punishment three."
David burns all of Javi's pornostache.

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