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memeking: would you fuck a moose

semisemi: why tf would anyone fuck a moose

mangaisamazing: like imagine asking this "oh moose moo for me"

mangaisamazing: actually what noises do mooses make?

keiji bokuto: they make grunting noises

memequeen: the more important question here is

memequeen: why would a moose fuck you?

memequeen: they arent that dumb to think of fucking a human being

mangaisamazing: yea but what if the human being had drugs

memequeen: wouldnt the moose want to head butt the dude who tries to fuck him??

semisemi: why would a person even fuck a moose?

memeking: what if everything had feelings

memeking: imagine what the shower would think everyday it sees u naked

semisemi: oh jesus fucking christ god no

mangaisamazing: lETS GET THE BIBLE HALLELUJAH JESUS MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

jesuschrist: you are now free of sins

semisemi: tendou we have a class right now

mangaisamazing: iDC

sugamomma:

sugamomma:

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dadchi: did suga just

dadchi: meme

dadchi:

dadchi: suga lets go to class we'll be late

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dadchi: suga lets go to class we'll be late

sugamomma: k

sorry iwachan changed memeking 's name to moose fucker

sorry iwachan: payback for what you did in chapter 4

moose fucker: chapter 4?

jesuschrist:

sorry iwachan: im in class whoop

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sorry iwachan: im in class whoop

sorry iwachan: idc

sorry iwachan: so i wJAJSHSIWJSIUSHWIWJ

sugamomma: i bet he got his phone confiscated

favoritesenpai: i found my new motto

favoritesenpai:

favoritesenpai:

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favoritesenpai: 👌👌🔥

moose fucker: i just realised the earths natural state is the night.

moose fucker: bc the day only happened bc of a big ball of fire we call the sun

keiji bokuto: well the sun was originally only a protostar that consitited of hydrogen and helium, and is not yet powered by fusion. then, the temperature and pressure inside that protostar began to increase, jumpstarting the fusion of hydrogen that drives our sun today.

keiji bokuto: the earth is 4.543 billion years old, while the sun is only 4.5 billion years old

keiji bokuto: so scientifically, the earths natural state is the night.

moose fucker: sh👀K

koutaro akaashi: THATS MY AKAASHI!!

a/n
its my first day back at school after a 2 week and one day vacation.
lets just say that i accidentally exposed myself by sending the wrong message and had to avoid eye contact the whole day.
also i might not be able to update as frequent now bc school and ive got exams (NAPLAN for u australians lol. also im not australian i just live in australia tMI) next week wow congratulations me

sayonara

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