-Volleyhoes-
memeking: would you fuck a moose
semisemi: why tf would anyone fuck a moose
mangaisamazing: like imagine asking this "oh moose moo for me"
mangaisamazing: actually what noises do mooses make?
keiji bokuto: they make grunting noises
memequeen: the more important question here is
memequeen: why would a moose fuck you?
memequeen: they arent that dumb to think of fucking a human being
mangaisamazing: yea but what if the human being had drugs
memequeen: wouldnt the moose want to head butt the dude who tries to fuck him??
semisemi: why would a person even fuck a moose?
memeking: what if everything had feelings
memeking: imagine what the shower would think everyday it sees u naked
semisemi: oh jesus fucking christ god no
mangaisamazing: lETS GET THE BIBLE HALLELUJAH JESUS MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU
jesuschrist: you are now free of sins
semisemi: tendou we have a class right now
mangaisamazing: iDC
sugamomma:
dadchi: did suga just
dadchi: meme
dadchi:
dadchi: suga lets go to class we'll be late
sugamomma: k
sorry iwachan changed memeking 's name to moose fucker
sorry iwachan: payback for what you did in chapter 4
moose fucker: chapter 4?
jesuschrist:
sorry iwachan: im in class whoop
sorry iwachan: idc
sorry iwachan: so i wJAJSHSIWJSIUSHWIWJ
sugamomma: i bet he got his phone confiscated
favoritesenpai: i found my new motto
favoritesenpai:
favoritesenpai: 👌👌🔥
moose fucker: i just realised the earths natural state is the night.
moose fucker: bc the day only happened bc of a big ball of fire we call the sun
keiji bokuto: well the sun was originally only a protostar that consitited of hydrogen and helium, and is not yet powered by fusion. then, the temperature and pressure inside that protostar began to increase, jumpstarting the fusion of hydrogen that drives our sun today.
keiji bokuto: the earth is 4.543 billion years old, while the sun is only 4.5 billion years old
keiji bokuto: so scientifically, the earths natural state is the night.
moose fucker: sh👀K
koutaro akaashi: THATS MY AKAASHI!!
a/n
its my first day back at school after a 2 week and one day vacation.
lets just say that i accidentally exposed myself by sending the wrong message and had to avoid eye contact the whole day.
also i might not be able to update as frequent now bc school and ive got exams (NAPLAN for u australians lol. also im not australian i just live in australia tMI) next week wow congratulations mesayonara
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Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song