san-jū nana

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-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-

snakeybitch: gUES WHOS BACK

snakeybitch: BACK AGAIN

mosquito: casper the friendly ghost?

snakeybitch: fuck you no

snakeybitch: aANYWAYS

snakeybitch: i left eagle town before i get exploaded with fucking fireworks and shit

lost child call 666: ok bye

snakeybitch: wAIT ARENT WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT MEET UP

lost child call 666: B Y E

3:30 am

-memes-

moose fucker: i find it comforting to stroke my glabella

dat cog: jesus fucking christ mattsun

moose fucker: aT LEAST I DONT READ WEIRD FUCKING FAN FICTION OF SOME WEIRD ASS TWO LANKY BRITISH DUDES

dat cog: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-

keiji bokuto: i believe that says fuck you in morse code

moose fucker: fuck you too kid

aunt rhody: we'rE SOARIN FLYINNNN

aunt rhody: THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT REACHH

moose fucker: no but seriously

moose fucker: its comforting

saltlord: because to idiots, stroking anything is comforting. especially if their face looks like a dick.

moose fucker: whO U CALLIN A DICKFACE HUH
saltlord: you.

kermit the frog: look it my daddy😫

kermit the frog:

kermit the frog: hnnNNG LICK THOSE MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ABS👅💦

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kermit the frog: hnnNNG LICK THOSE MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ABS👅💦

bottle of salt: what the fuck

bottle of salt: what drugs are you taking

kermit the frog: hIS YUMMY CUM😫👄💦

bottle of salt: gO TO FUCKING HELL YAHABA WHAT THE FUCK

worthless trash: go to shiratorizawa then yahaba

mosquito:

worthless trash: in your dreams you piece of shit

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worthless trash: in your dreams you piece of shit

mosquito: you are in my dreams oikawa.

worthless trash: eEEEWW GET AWAY FROM ME

keiji bokuto: fun fact : ew in vietnamese means love

worthless trash: aKAASHI I TRUSTED YOU

keiji bokuto: then you should'nt've trusted me

kitten: what if the world was simply a hologram

kitten: a hologram to hide away things the government does not want us to see

kitten: and the 'reality' we think is true is not actually the actual 'reality' thats behind that hologram

kitten: and if theres a glitch in the matrix it appears to be a natural disaster to us

kitten: because instead of us seeing the real reality, its better to kill us instead.

always confused: im confused

oops: what the

oops: wow omg

oops: tIME TO FUCKING QUESTION MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

fuku: an existential crisis?

fuku: because same

twin 1: y'all this is wild as fuck

kitten: so when we wish upon a star, is there like someone out there who actually listens?

kitten: like do they try and grant that wish?

kitten: and if they can't grant it do they try to do something else instead to at least do something about that wish

kitten: but what if those people who grant the wish makes a wish

kitten: does someone try to grant if for them

kitten: actually are the 'people' we're wishing upon even humans at all anyways

keiji bokuto: tHIS COULD BE SOME HUGE NOVEL

keiji bokuto: 10/10 WOULD BUY

kitten: and now

kitten: i have a migraine

kitten: great

tangerine: AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDEWAYS

always confused: hinata shut up about your emo band or whatever idk

tangerine: pft you're just jealous that tøp is better than taylor swift hAH

tangerine: aLSO THEYRE NOT EMO

tangerine: theyre ukulele screamo pop rap alternative sCREAM SCREAM smol bean songs cryptic messages funk bUT NEVER COUNTRY

always confused: w H A T

punk suga: if u wanted emo go listen to mcr lMAO

worthless trash: bITCH SHERK MEME BAND IS BETTER

mosquito: country music is good for my crops.

twin 2: why the fuck am i even alive right now

a/n
GOMENASAI GOMENASAI

i havent updated in roughly a week
nOW BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY AT ME
i wAS SICK OKAY AND THEN I SUDDENLY JUST KINDA GOT A BIT LAZY
do people even read this still omg

sayonara

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