-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-
snakeybitch: gUES WHOS BACK
snakeybitch: BACK AGAIN
mosquito: casper the friendly ghost?
snakeybitch: fuck you no
snakeybitch: aANYWAYS
snakeybitch: i left eagle town before i get exploaded with fucking fireworks and shit
lost child call 666: ok bye
snakeybitch: wAIT ARENT WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT MEET UP
lost child call 666: B Y E
3:30 am
-memes-
moose fucker: i find it comforting to stroke my glabella
dat cog: jesus fucking christ mattsun
moose fucker: aT LEAST I DONT READ WEIRD FUCKING FAN FICTION OF SOME WEIRD ASS TWO LANKY BRITISH DUDES
dat cog: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-
keiji bokuto: i believe that says fuck you in morse code
moose fucker: fuck you too kid
aunt rhody: we'rE SOARIN FLYINNNN
aunt rhody: THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT REACHH
moose fucker: no but seriously
moose fucker: its comforting
saltlord: because to idiots, stroking anything is comforting. especially if their face looks like a dick.
moose fucker: whO U CALLIN A DICKFACE HUH
saltlord: you.kermit the frog: look it my daddy😫
kermit the frog:
kermit the frog: hnnNNG LICK THOSE MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ABS👅💦
bottle of salt: what the fuck
bottle of salt: what drugs are you taking
kermit the frog: hIS YUMMY CUM😫👄💦
bottle of salt: gO TO FUCKING HELL YAHABA WHAT THE FUCK
worthless trash: go to shiratorizawa then yahaba
mosquito:
worthless trash: in your dreams you piece of shit
mosquito: you are in my dreams oikawa.
worthless trash: eEEEWW GET AWAY FROM ME
keiji bokuto: fun fact : ew in vietnamese means love
worthless trash: aKAASHI I TRUSTED YOU
keiji bokuto: then you should'nt've trusted me
kitten: what if the world was simply a hologram
kitten: a hologram to hide away things the government does not want us to see
kitten: and the 'reality' we think is true is not actually the actual 'reality' thats behind that hologram
kitten: and if theres a glitch in the matrix it appears to be a natural disaster to us
kitten: because instead of us seeing the real reality, its better to kill us instead.
always confused: im confused
oops: what the
oops: wow omg
oops: tIME TO FUCKING QUESTION MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
fuku: an existential crisis?
fuku: because same
twin 1: y'all this is wild as fuck
kitten: so when we wish upon a star, is there like someone out there who actually listens?
kitten: like do they try and grant that wish?
kitten: and if they can't grant it do they try to do something else instead to at least do something about that wish
kitten: but what if those people who grant the wish makes a wish
kitten: does someone try to grant if for them
kitten: actually are the 'people' we're wishing upon even humans at all anyways
keiji bokuto: tHIS COULD BE SOME HUGE NOVEL
keiji bokuto: 10/10 WOULD BUY
kitten: and now
kitten: i have a migraine
kitten: great
tangerine: AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDEWAYS
always confused: hinata shut up about your emo band or whatever idk
tangerine: pft you're just jealous that tøp is better than taylor swift hAH
tangerine: aLSO THEYRE NOT EMO
tangerine: theyre ukulele screamo pop rap alternative sCREAM SCREAM smol bean songs cryptic messages funk bUT NEVER COUNTRY
always confused: w H A T
punk suga: if u wanted emo go listen to mcr lMAO
worthless trash: bITCH SHERK MEME BAND IS BETTER
mosquito: country music is good for my crops.
twin 2: why the fuck am i even alive right now
a/n
GOMENASAI GOMENASAIi havent updated in roughly a week
nOW BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY AT ME
i wAS SICK OKAY AND THEN I SUDDENLY JUST KINDA GOT A BIT LAZY
do people even read this still omgsayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song