a/n
i regret this
its not even funny fuck
-Grammatically correct group chat.-
Hanamaki: Hello.
Mattsukawa: Wait, why did you say that in proper punctuation?
Oikawa: What the fluff is happening?
Oikawa: I can't say fickle!
Oikawa: Duck.
Oikawa: F U D G E
Oikawa: I give up.
Yahaba: Why is our names different?
Kawanishi: I can't make a dirty joke without it autocorrecting.
Hinata: What?
Sugawara: What is happening? I can't do all capslock, what is this?
Shirabu: The bigger question here is, why is everything italicized?
Yamaguchi: Can I still send a me-me then?
Yamaguchi: Did that just autocorrect to me-me?
Yamaguchi:
Yachi: It's only a blank though.
Yamaguchi: I sent one of those gold star ones and now I'm disappointed.
Akaashi: Is it really plausible? That maybe, we can never me-me again?
Akaashi: I think we're dead.
Kenma: Haven't we always?
Kuroo: I wan't to try something.
Kuroo: Suck on my big lollipop.
Kuroo: Huh. Everything is less cookie.
Kuroo: You know what I mean.
Yaku: No, I do not know what you mean, specifically stating that my iq is particularly low, and the use of complex words makes me have a migraine.
Yaku: If you'll excuse me, I'll return to looking back at my sad, melancholic life.
Akaashi: Yaku, isn't melancholic similar to sad?
Yaku: I don't care.
Semi: Let's talk My Chemical Romance.
Kageyama: No.
Kageyama: Let's talk Everytime We Touch I Get This Feeling by Cascada.
Daichi: I didn't know you would like that song, Kageyama.
Kageyama: There's many things you don't know about me.
Kageyama: Like, for example:
Kageyama: You never knew that I could successfully lick my elbow.
Tsukishima: Am I in hell?
Nishinoya: Yes.
Viktor: Wait, I have an idea.
Viktor: Yurio!
Yurio: What?
Viktor: МОЖЕМ МЫ НАХОДИМСЯ В РОССИИ
Yurio: Я ДУМАЮ МЫ МОЖЕМ
Viktor: это весело
Yurio:
Никто не понимает нас, и мы можем говорить в мемах
Sugawara: What are you saying?
Yuri: Only in our household, sigh.
Lev: Hello, Dad.
Viktor: Hello tall child.
Yahaba: I want to commit suicide.
Yahaba: Okay stop, that waa supposed to be another me-me.
Shirabu: I hate this.
Semi: Me too.
secretly satan: fuck what have i done
secretly satan: aUTHOR CHAN YOU BETTER FUCKING FIX THIS
Daichi: Why is Asahi the only normal one?
Sugawara: A conspiracy theory thread.
a/n
im sorry,,
what the fuck did i do fuck
why didnt u just skip this chapter??
oh well
anyways, i need your opinion (if of course you're reading this), but i plan on adding some characters from different animes, although completely temporary.
just thought i could jazz this up??
okay maybe that's also an excuse to make this mre trash.
sayonara??
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song
