-cEREAl IN fIRS t-
ennoSHITa: i broke my fucking nose
ennoSHITa: bc the dumbass asholes decided to teach hinata how to dab
ennoSHITa: guess how well that went
favoritesenpai: IM SOB SYEOAM
ballofsunshine: IM SORRY SENPAI
ballofsunshine: PLEASE FORGIVE ME
ballofsunshine: cri
sorry iwachan: is it just me or arent we all blessed to have butt spray toilets??
sorry iwachan: for when we take huge shits lol
iwaizoomi: WHAT THE FUCK CRAPPYKAWA
moose fucker changed sorry iwachan 's name to butt spray
moose fucker: 😂😂
creampuff: i hate where this is going
ihateyou: its sad im agreeing with you on this
meowlikeacow changed ihateyou 's name to shiraboobies
shiraboobies: STOP ATTACKING ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG WHY
sugamomma: noya where are you??
rroolliNGTHUNDAH: somewhere
sugamomma: give me a detailed description of what "somewhere" is
jesuschrist: my house
milkball9: much detail
sugamomma: hAH DAICHI YOU OWE ME 500 YEN WHOO
dadchi: ah shit
rroolliNGTHUNDAH: u guys made bets abt us?
dadchi: since we're the parents we're allowed to see what u guys are up to by betting it
dadchi: also we made bets abt everyone
sugamomma: much goals
butt spray: i bet u those two are probably just done fucking
dadchi: ;)
sugamomma: 💦
sugamomma: lets stop before we corrupt the kids
dadchi: ily
sugamomma: ilyt
favoritesenpai: yUCK EW NO GROSS JWOAKA TUCK STOP SSROP
rroolliNGTHUNDAH: WHAT THE FUCKSKS HOLYA SHIT WYWOWK WHAT RUEIEJSN SJSOWOWKWJ
butt spray: karasunos messed up
ballofsunshine: but not as messed up as your trashy self
creampuff: oOOO BURN AHAHHAHAHAH
butt spray: IM
butt spray: fLUFFIMG HELL KARASUNO
milkball9: for once im proud i know him
butt spray: tobio chan!! so mean!! just like iwa chan!!
iwaizoomi: have you treated your burn yet
butt spray: no
iwaizoomi: go treat it before it gets worse lMAO
a/n
i dont know what i just wrote lmao
i havent been to japan before but i know they have some pretty slick toilets there
what am i doing i should stop this immediately
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song
