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appreciate that i went through 40+ trash chapters to give u guys this
also invalid means that i probably fucking forgot i ever wrote it so hA
Suga: sugammoma ; dont swear child ; bitch he aint innocent ;
Daichi: dadchi ; lost child call 666 ; sugas daddio ;
Tanaka: favoritesenpai ; weak as a spork
Nishinoya: rrooLLiNGTHUNDAH ; aunt rhody ; tiny satan fucker ;
Asahi: jesuschrist ; its a mental breakdown ; secretly satan ;
Hinata: tøpwhore ; ballofsunshine ; tangerine ; he is meat buns d00d ;
Kinoshita: stfu ; side character 2 ;
Narita: naruto ; side character 1 ;
Kageyama: milkball9 ; always confused ; gay for meat buns d00d ;
Yachi: yachisun ;
Kiyoko: kiyoyo ; ily kiyoko san ;
Ennoshita: ennoSHITa ; side character with a backstory ;
Tsukishima: saltlord ; what the fickle ; tall lanky noodle ; dinosaur fucking toys ;
Yamaguchi: yamaGUCCI ; gay as fuck believe me ;
Oikawa: aliensrule ; sorry iwachan ; butt spray ; satan ; worthless trash ;
Iwaizumi: iwaizoomi ;
Mattsukawa: memeking ; moose fucker ;
Hanamaki: memequeen ; dat cog ;
Yahaba: creampuff ; kermit the frog
Kyoutani: maddog ;
Watari: wakawatari ;
Kindaichi: turnip ;
Kunimi: kawaii ;
Kuroo: kurohoe ; oops ;
Kenma: puddingken ; kitten ;
Bokuto: bokutonopico ; koutaro akaashi ; grass eater (invalid) ;
Akaashi: prettykaashi ; keiji bokuto ; fucking done ;
Yaku: ainturmom ; tiny dick ;
Lev: leg ;
Yamamoto: yaMAN ;
Inouka: inoukass ;
Fukunaga: fuku ;
Konoha: konohaaa ;
Ushijima: meowlikeacow ; mosquito ;
Semi: semisemi ; punk suga ;
Shirabu: ihateyou ; shiraboobies ; bottle of salt ;
Kawanishi: fuckoff ; banana dick ;
Yamagata: yamagayta ;
Goshiki: futureace ; baby born ;
Tendou: mangaisamazing ; shirabus bangs ;
Aone: aonetwothree ;
Moniwa: mooniwass ;
Kamasaki: kamayama ;
Futakuchi: FOOTakuchi ;
Koganegawa: kogane ;
Sakunami: sassunami ;
Terushima: BLACKANDYELLOW ;
Daishou: snakeybitch ;
Komi: komiisgr8 ;
Reon: rexena ;
Atsumu: twin 1 ;
Osamu: twin 2 ;
Sakusa: ew go away ;
Yuri: what the fuck viktor ;
Viktor: yuris ass ;
Yurio: fUCK HELP ME ;
Otabek: i dont know them ;
Minami: ketchup hair ;
Phichit: thai shit ;
JJ: im keØwl ;
Christophe: druggo dicko ;
Guang Hong: im asian ;
Seung Gil: hi ;
Uraraka: uraravara ;
Midoriya: deku deku nii ;
Todoroki: hot and cold?? ;
Iida: Iida ;
Bakugo: DIE ;
Kirishima: kirishitma ;
Tokoyami: emo birb ;
Jiro: earphone jack ;
Mina: alien queen ;
Yaoyorozu: momo ;
Hagakure: you cant see me ;
Kaminari: pikachu ;
Aoyama: SPARKLY SPARKLE ;
Shoji: shoji ;
Sero: scotch tape ;
Sato: sugar rush ;
Tsuyu: pepe ;
Ojiro: i have a tail ;
-memes-
he is meat buns d00d: TOBE FLYYY
he is meat buns d00d: HIGHHH
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song
