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-memes-

12:00 am

favoritesenpai: i just realised that the alphabet is not actually in 'order'

favoritesenpai: someone decided to put it in a random order then gave it a title so bAM THE ALPHABET

fuku: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

worthless trash: thats hell right there

always confused: then u do it everyday dont u oikawa san

always confused: i remember you saying thaf you were satan

worthless trash: when did i say that piece of shit

its a mental breakdown: uhh i think

its a mental breakdown: every chapter in this book

dont swear child: what book??

(auto correct put support on the end of child lMAO)

kitten: theres a number larger than the universe

kermit the frog: how the fuck is that possible

kitten: numbers go on and on. they dont stop.

moose fucker: you know how in japan nearly every word has the 'u' at the end

moose fucker: like blocku

moose fucker: what if every word has 'u' at the end

dat cog: memeu

bottle of salt: i'll fuck you
you fuck me
we are kinky fuck buddies
with a great big dick
and a lick from me to you
wont you say you'll fuck me too

yachisun: r u ok

yachisun: nevermind why did i ask

kogane: i SAW A CROW OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

kogane: HINATA DID YOU COME VISIT ME OMG THAT

kogane: S SO NICE OF YOU

mooniwass: aw kogane did you accidentally press send again

tangerine: meat buns taste really good

tangerine: kageyama go buy me some

always confused: im not your slave go buy your own

yaMAN: its fucking 12 am the shops are closed

kitten: kUROO I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

oops: shitshitshithsjsjs

koutaro akaashi: bRO WHATD U DO

oops: I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HIS PSP AND NOW IM HIDING FROM HIM

keiji bokuto: gO KENMA

oops: aKAASHI R00D

keiji bokuto: one down one more to go whOOP

keiji bokuto: YAKU WANNA CELEBRATE KUROOS DEATH WITH KENMA AND ME

ainturmom: SURE

leg: I WANNA GO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops: yALL GO TO FUCKING HELL

kermit the frog: go to shiratorizawa then

bottle of salt: shut up nerd

kermit the frog: fuck off dork

punk suga: here we go again quick turn your notifs off

twin 1: nah i rather watch

twin 2: ATSUMU YOU FUCKING DICK

twin 2: WHERES MY MEME FOLDER

twin 2: I SWEAR YOU DELETED IT

twin 1: its probably just there somewhere

ew go away: he deleted it i bet you

a/n
honestly i want death rn i swear i took an hour doing this bECAUSE WATTPAD WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE

SAYONARA

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