-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-
butt spray: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHSH
butt spray: story time with oikawa
butt spray: so today we had a practice match with a team i cant remember the name of right, and so you know how my team is literally a meme and we make stupid nicknames for each other? yea so mattsu gave kindaichi his nickname of radish kun and we only use it when we're just practising. but during the match, mattsu was receiving the ball to him, and instead of saying kindaichi kun, he said rADISH KUN
butt spray: EVERYONE FROZE AND KINDAICHI LOOKED SO CLOSE TO TEARS
dadchi: w o w
meowlikeacow: he meant shiratorizawa
butt spray: is there a mosquito buzzing in my ear?
dadchi changed meowlikeacow 's name to mosquito
-cEREAl IN fIRS t-
mangaisamazing: I STILL CANT GET OVER IT HAHABAAHJAJA
mangaisamazing: RADISH KUN
moose fucker: kiNDAICHI IM SO SO SO SORRY
turnip:
kawaii: aw you poor bby
dont swear child: you poor child, do you need to cry? here have my shoulder
turnip: moMMYYYY
butt spray: WHY IS MR REFRESHING STEALING ALL MY KOUAHIS
butt spray: aM I NOT GOOD ENOUGHS HUHHAJ
creampuff: you are incompetent and irresponsible
butt spray: soreh i no englesh
kawaii: and you ask why
ainturmom: lEV GET YOUR ASS BACK TO PRACTICE
ainturmom: UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE MURDERED TO OBLIVION
ainturmom: AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER PLAY VOLLEYBALL EVER AGAIN
tangerine: wOAH
always confused: thats-
oops: holy shit
leg: i
leg: fine
mosquito: i dont like my name
semisemi: then change it
mosquito: i dont know how
butt spray: loSER
mosquito:
semisemi: tHE CHILD IS ALL GROWN UP
shiraboobies: this is why ur punk suga
semisemi: fuck off
yachisun: thIS BITCH RIGHT
yachisun: THINKS SHE BETTER THAN ME
yachisun: EXCUSE ME BITCH I CAN GET THE WHOLE ARMY ON YOU,, AND START WW3
yachisun: I CAN GET THE FUCKINT MAFIA TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND NO ONE WILL NOTICE YOU WERE EVER ALIVE
yamaGUCCI: yachi san are you alright
yachisun: this girl went up to me during class and literally said straight to my face "im smarter, better and prettier than you,, why r u even the volleyball team manager"
yachisun: YOU CAN INSULT MY STYLE, OR MY BRAIN, BUT NEVER TELL ME I CAN NEVER BE A GREAT MANAGER
dont swear child: aww yachiiiiiii
kiyoyo: good job hitoka chan!
rroolliNGTHUNDAH: tHE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN
favoritesenpai: so blessed
rroolliNGTHUNDAH:
a/n
do u remember the akaashi and bokuto scene a few chapters back? i wanna ask you guys if you want me to write a whole chapter on when bokuto came over to akaashis house. bear in mind that if i do it then it might take a while
we had our naplan today and im pretty sure i spelt a word wrong at one point. also we had this writing and it looked like i had an existential crisis halfway through itsayonara
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haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song