san-jū hachi

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a/n
i banged my head before writing this so excuse anything weird
i will probably regret whatever future me is writing

-memes-

aunt rhody: troy, listen.

BLACKANDYELLOW: who tf is troy

aunt rhody: from high school musical??

BLACKANDYELLOW: lmao ive mever watcjied high school musical befire

ennoSHITa: *never *watched *before

BLACKANDYELLOW: LEAVE ME AND MY GRAMMAR ALONE

kitten: arent u supposed to be smart tho

aunt rhody: cANT WE DISCUSS A MORE IMPORTANT TOPIC

aunt rhody: HE HAS NEVER WATCHED HSM OH MY GOD

aunt rhody: LIKE IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE OH MY GOD

aunt rhody: shOOKETH

favoritesenpai: chill kid go get some milk

BLACKANDYELLOW: whats the big deal??

aunt rhody: qHAT THE JYG DEAL IS THAT YO7VE NEVER WATXJED HSM

aunt rhody: NEVERIWK THATS THE BIG DEAL

aunt rhody: gO FICKING WZTCHE IT EIGJT MOE
BLACKANDYELLOW: what

tangerine: i want to ruin this chat.

always confused: n O dont

tangerine: too late

tangerine: meet my ice skating friends

tangerine: okay maybe only 4 of them ill add

tangerine added yuris ass, what the fuck viktor, fUCK HELP ME and i dont know them to the chat

worthless trash: seem interesting

fUCK HELP ME: hinata what the fuck is this

moose fucker: a homoerotic volleyball chat

yuris ass: oOO MORE PEOPLE I CANT TALK TO

what the fuck viktor: vIKTOR ISTG N OOooOo

yuris ass: ABOUT YURIS ASS

lost child call 666: (hINATA HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE)

tangerine: (I HAVE MY WAYS)

lev: OH MY GOD

lev: IS THAT THE SKATING CHAMPION VIKTOR

yuris ass: aWW YOU'RE A FAAANNN

lev: dUH EVERYONE IN RUSSIA KNOWS YOU

lev: aAA YORUE MY IDOLLLLLKKL

ainturmom: then why didnt you become an ice skater instead

ainturmom: my life wouldve been easier

lev: i did try

lev: but i kept falling face flat on my face

ainturmom: now imagine lev do that 500 times

oops: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kitten: do u like cats

fUCK HELP ME: uh yes

kitten: omg i love cats

fUCK HELP ME: omg

kitten: i KNOW YOUR PAIN

fUCK HELP ME: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING CRY SOMETIMES VIKTOR IS A PIECE OF SHIT

kitten: WHAT UR NAME

fUCK HELP ME: YURI PLISETSKY

fUCK HELP ME: YOU?

kitten: KENMA KOZUME

tangerine: just like you to know theres two yuris

what the fuck viktor: somehow i also sympathize with yurio

fUCK HELP ME: but youre dating him

dont swear child: hinata why did you do this

tangerine: ┐(︶▽︶)┌

a/n
i banged my head harder than i thought
i was write i somehoe regret this huh
oh whale it'll be fineeeee
im so so sorry
would this even be called decent anymore
but then again this was never decent

sayonara

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