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thelight: im adding the generation of miracles
kuroko: Okay.
thelight added Akashi, i love food, carrot man, blue, and copy cat to the chat
sugas daddio: generation of miracles?
bitch he aint innocent: the basketball players?
copy cat: KUROKOCCHI
copy cat: KAGAMICCHI
thelight: thats a shitty name
koutaro akaashi: AKAAAAAJEHSHSJI AND KENMA ARW ANGERUHWJWIS
oops: rip to the lady lmao
kitten: tHAT BITCH
fucking done: serves her right
moose fucker: OKAY STORYTIME NOW SPILL
kirishitma: OO STORY TIME YAY
kitten: ok so us four were at some food shop right
tiny satan fucker: oH A DOUBLE DATE
fucking done: and when it was our turn to order the lady who was serving us was being rude and shit
kitten: she was like 'ok what do you want' and then instead of gesturing to us, she gestures to this group of boys behind us
fucking done: and boy was i pissed.
fucking done: and so i told her that we were in front of the line and we should be served first
kitten: and she goes 'i dont care now hurry up and order'
fucking done: so i took the nearest drink i coild find and splashed it on myself while kenma was screaming for the manager
kitten: we all pretended that she was the one who did it and now shes probably fired
uraravara: wOAH
momo: you guys have been through stuff
koutaro akaashi: IVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF MY KEIJI
copy cat: AKASHICCHI LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOU
Akashi: Kise, it's not the same name.
carrot man: What's this?
blue: CARROT MAN LMAO
carrot man: IT'S TAKAO'S FAULT!
worthless trash: IWA CHAN GET ME MILK BREAD PLEASE
iwaizoomi: what am i, your maid? wtf shittykawa
worthless trash: PLEASE
deku deku nii: SHOUTO AHAHHSHA
deku deku nii:
hot and cold??: I Z U K U N O
DIE: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HALF AND HALF SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE TOAD
earphone jack: WHY HAVENT I NOTICED THIS AUWGUWHAUSHS
hot or cold??: should i freeze myself to death or burn myself to death
dat cog: r u ok
blue: whats this chat supposed to be anyways
moose fucker: fml just scroll up till u see my explanation im not explaining this again
blue: ok
i love food: if this was a volleyball chat then why are there so many different people
mosquito: oikawa you shouldve come to shiratorizawa
worthless trash: FUCK YOU NO
ew go away: rip oikawa
worthless trash: SAKUSA YOURE LUCKY
worthless trash: USHIWAKA NEVER DOES THAT TO YOU
their captain: u guys r those pretty famous volleyball players right
worthless trash: hAH IM FAMOUS
ennoSHITa: yea but isnt seirin the school with a high school girl coach
rikoo: thats me
weak as a spork: wOAH
dinosaur fucking toys changed their name to strawberry shortcake
oops: TSUKKI
oops: ISNT STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE THAT CARTOON CHARACTER
koutaro akaashi: AHAHAHHA
kitten: what i wanna know is how you know strawberry shortcake kuroo
gay as fuck believe me: hi akiteru-kun!
he is meat buns d00d: WAIT THATS TSUKISHIMAS BROTHER
gay for meat buns d00d: why is he on his phone in the first place
a/n
once i finish rewatching haikyuu im gonna rewatch it againits 12am and im not tired so ill probably go read some iwaoi
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song