-memes-
dat cog: gd morning
twin 1: its fucking 5 am are u kidding me
snakeybitch: guess what
snakeybitch: im in shiratorizawa land
kermit the frog: in other words he means america
snakeybitch: yayayayay
worthless trash: cAN YOU FEEL THE FREEDOM
moose fucker: make sure u burn trump in the white house for me
snakeybitch: bitch im already lighting my fucking dynamite bro
-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-
oops: i HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA
lost child call 666: shit no
oops: uS CAPTAINS SHOULD MEET UP YALLISBSIS
mooniwass: i dont like this
koutaro akaashi: BROBRO YES AND WE'LL LIKE GO TO THE MOVIES AND STUFF
oops: AND WE'LL LIKE HAVE SO MUCH FUN
worthless trash: AHHHHHH YES FUCK YEA
snakeybitch: wait till i get back from fucking eagle town so for now sit your ass back down and wait for 2 weeks
snakeybitch: then lets settle this
12:00 pm, sunday
-memes-
ennoSHITa: fucking 13 yr olds these days
ennoSHITa: how tf can they find a fucking dude to screw in 5 nanoseconds when i cant even find the will to live
ennoSHITa: ahahh friend gO BACK TO SCHOOL AND STUDY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
favoritesenpai: dude you are not okay
bottle of salt:
bottle of salt: am i like those kool kidz yet aye lmaooooioo
kermit the frog:
bottle of salt: f1dget sp1nnerrrss r kool brozz
dat cog: boi stop with the druggo
dat cog: or youll get too high you cant have your setter dicku
dont swear child: CHURCH EVERYBODY! ONE WHOLE HOUR PRAYING TO LORD JESUS CHIRST HALLELUJAH WE PRAISE YOU
its a mental breakdown: thank you thank you no need to tell me how much you love me
dont swear child:
shirabus bangs: you can see the dead in his eyes
kitten: tbh who isnt dead these days i can literally audition for the walking dead and be the immortal zombie
a/n
shitty chapter bc i have been feeling shitty recently !! no i mean it i was actually quite sick so i couldn't update and im soso sorry so this was a bit rushed. ahh ill do better next time (dont kill me)
i also apologize for how fUCKING SHORT THIS IS WTH AUTHOR-SENPAI (lMAO im amazing ik tHANK jkjk dont call me senpai) THIS LIKE ONE QUARTER OF WHAT YOU NORMALLY WRITEHAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO GODZILLA NERD AHHHH
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song