a/n
A LITTLE LATE BUT ITS FOR MY BBY OIKAWA
-memes-
worthless trash: gUESS WHOS GOT THEIR BIRTHDAY TODAYY
always confused: wait trash have birthdays
dont swear child: tOBIO NOT TODAY
always confused: okay mom
im asian: idk who you are but happy birthday!
oops: yO BO AND I R IN MIYAGI TODAY WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
worthless trash: YES OKAY
kitten: its 11:11am make a wish
fUCK HELP ME: i wish to die
kitten: me too
thai bitch: mINAMIIIIII
ketchup hair: phiCHIT LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE 😤
thai bitch: uMM
thai bitch: N O
mosquito: oikawa, you could always celebrate your birthday in shiratorizawa
worthless trash: i rather break my knee thanks
iwaizoomi: okay ill break your knees
worthless trash: IWA CHAN MEAN
iwaizoomi: ill break your head too while im at it
ew go away: nyenyenyenye nYaNyNHh ahhahHahhhhA
koutaro akaashi: r u ok
keiji bokuto: obv not
koutaro akaashi: AKKAAHHSISHUUIII I LOVE UOUUYUYYOU
keiji bokuto: ilyt
keiji bokuto: bye i wanna go back to sleep
lost child call 666: its now 11:30
keiji bokuto: shh i can sleep whenever i want
oops: did u and kenma switch bodies somehow
ew go away changed their name to atsumu osamu
its a mental breakdown: nice nickname author
banana dick: fuck me in the ass and call me billy
banana dick: sHIT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHATVWRONG CHAT
shirabus bangs: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
shirabus bangs: TAICHI WHAT THE FUCK
atsumu osamu: ATSUMU OSAMU U PIECES OF SHIT FUCK YOU
twin 1: well its your fault for leaving your phone in the same room as us
atsumu osamu: BUT THAT DOSENT MEAN YOU COULD GO THROUGH MY CONTACTS AND ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO SEE MY DICK
twin 2: still your fault
3:00 pm
worthless trash: RETARD CHAN AHAHAHAHBA
koutaro akaashi: iTS NOT FUNNY TO LAUGH AT MY PAIN
oops: YOU STABBED YOURSELF WITHA FUCKING SPOON
koutaro akaashi: THE FUCKING SPOON WAS SHARP OKAY
worthless trash: NO IT WASN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
koutaro akaashi:
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favoritesenpai: why is asahi jesus?
aunt rhody: because he looks like jesus
favoritesenpai: but hes literally satan tho
aunt rhody: well satan impregnated jesus and bAM WE GOT ASAHI
its a mental breakdown: ;-;
a/n
TWO DAYS LATE BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT
ive been so inactive lately iM SORRY
but fuck school starts on monday kmn fuck fuck fuck
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song
