a/n
now if ur wondering why this chap name is the same as the other (before i changed it obv) its bc i fucking cant count in japanese and forgot that after 19 it was 20, not 21. so i changed it.
also, i did my research k
-Team Moms-
iwaizoomi added dont swear child, mooniwass, ainturmom, punk suga and keiji bokuto to a new chat
iwaizoomi: only reason i made this chat was bc im bored and im not talking to shittykawa,, esp when all he does is ask me to buy him milk bread
iwaizoomi: and you feel my pain
dont swear child: its so hard raising kids
ainturmom: especially immature ones
keiji bokuto: wht r u on abt i have to deal with a freaking 5 yr old tugging at my sleeves every single minute and cant seem to leave me alone for one second
mooniwass: im thankful aone stops everyone from fighting lol
iwaizoomi: fucking wall school
ainturmom: aND LEV OH MY GOD
ainturmom: INSULTS MY HEIGHT ALL THE TIME
(same yaku, same)
dont swear child: AND I HAVE MR SALTY PANTS WHO TRY TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF HINATA AND KAGEYAMA
dont swear child: BUT THANK YAMAGUCHI
iwaizoomi: AND CRAPPYKAWA I STG
iwaizoomi: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I WANT TO RUN HIM OVER WITH A TRUCK AND DROWN HIM IN ACID
keiji bokuto: AND BOKUTO CAN NEVER ACT MATURELY FOR ONCE
punk suga: ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CAUGHT USHIJIMA AND TENDOU MAKING OUT IN THE GYM CLOSET AND THE FIRST YEARS THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX
mooniwass: IM TRYING TO GET FUTAKUCHI TO BE A BETTER CAPTAIN BUT THE LITTLE SHIT WONT LISTEN THE FUCK UP
dont swear child: well that felt nice
ainturmom: real nice
keiji bokuto: exhilarating even
-memes-
bottle of salt: so apparently oikawas in class 6??
mosquito: wait hes smart
butt spray: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STALKING ME
bottle of salt: i stalk every one
bottle of salt: also i never knew fucking creampuff was in class 5
punk suga: ur in class 4 tho lol
creampuff: wait that means im smarter than him
punk suga: if you guys fight rn i will find you two and kill you
bottle of salt: sorry mother
shirabus bangs: *daddie
punk suga: stfu
kitten: theres this trending video on youtube and its the history of the world in a meme version
kitten: i actually learnt stuff kuroo im not going to school anymore im staying in youtube watching educational meme videos
oops: i will drag your ass to school
shirabus bangs: right after u eat it ;)
kitten: kys
ballofsunshine: omg kenma same i dw want to go to school
ballofsunshine: who likes that shet anyway
always confused: yea but u dont get to play vball
ballofsunshine: literally the only reason why i come to school is that
always confused: but
always confused: vball is always the answer
ballofsunshine: yes,, bakageyama toss to me
always confused: buy me the pork bun u owe first
ballofsunshine: fine then
a/n
i honestly recommend u to watch 'history of the earth, i guess' its everything u need to know abt history in a meme way
it actually went trending too wow
tbh i rlly liked it thats why im telling u this
(p.s. is it 'world' or 'earth'?)
edit: i thought i published this wtf
no im not kidding i literally remember publishing this so how??
im rewatching haikyuu so i might be a bit inactive bc im spending my time just watching.
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song
