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gay as fuck believe me: akiteru-kun, where's kei?
strawberry shortcake: idk i just heard a lot of dinging from his phone so i went to investigate!
gay as fuck believe me: ooh
strawberry shortcake: so whatsjwusjwhusjs
strawberry shortcake: i hate my fucking brother sometimes
gay as fuck believe me: sometimes?
leg: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
he is meat buns d00d: im gonna dress up as a volleyball
gay for meat buns d00d: ill be the net
kitten: couple costume goals
oops: theyre fucking volleyball shit
fucking done: 'fucking volleyball shit'
worthless trash: TOBIO CHAN STOP SENDING PHTOAT OF TRASH U SEEN TO ME
iwaizoomi: seen to me
moose fucker: seen to me
dat cog: seen to me
worthless trash: i hate all of you
weak as a spork: did you know that theres people in the world called baha
secretly satan: like BAHAHAHAHAH baha?
weak as a spork:
side character with a backstory: I THOUGHT LEBANESE SAID LESBIAN
yachisun: A LESBIAN LEBANESE BILLIONAIRE NAMED BAHAA
side character with a backstory: BAHAHAHAHAH
side character 1: yall r fucking rude ur laughing at ppls names
side character 2: ill name my child regret tbh
kermit the frog: id name mine kermit
bottle of salt: hey lets play a game
fucking done: ...o..k
bottle of salt: its the one word story game
bottle of salt: so i say one word, then someone else says one word continuing the story and so on
bottle of salt: ok i start
bottle of salt: once
kitten: upon
oops: a
he is meat buns d00d: time
sugas daddio: there
kermit the frog: was
BLACKANDYELLOW: a
worthless trash: dog
iwaizoomi: called
gay for meat buns d00d: trash.
tiny satan fucker: one
secretly satan: day
bottle of salt: trash
gay as fuck believe me: was
fucking done: eating
kitten: a
snakeybitch: shoe,
tiny dick: but
leg: he
oops: was
koutaro akaashi: choking
moose fucker: on
dat cog: a
bitch he aint innocent: F O O T
kitten: and
bottle of salt: then
kermit the frog: he
fucking done: died.
bottle of salt: what the fuck
secretly satan: hey noya i have a pickup line
tiny satan fucker: ok
secretly satan: are you john? bc u haven't cena-nyone like you
tiny satan fucker: my names noya
koutaro akaashi: do u know where i can get a green chlorophyll
a/n
hi
i hate school sm rn i swear im so close to just sewing my classmates mouths shutim updating this while waiting for the run episode that comes out today (i think??)
ok
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song