-memes-
always confused: mom
always confused: moOOOmmmMM
always confused: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM
kiyoyo: happy birthday sugawara-san!
worthless trash: hMM yes he enjoying some daddy dick tonight
dont swear child: thanks kageyama and kiyoko!!
dont swear child: who said i wont enjoy some now ;)
tangerine: DID YOU LIKE MY PRESENT MOM
dont swear child: aww yes hinata !!
kogane: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
kitten: *happery
lost child call 666: oi suga where are you
dont swear child: here
lost child call 666: wheres "here"
dont swear child: then where do you fucking think "here" is then
lost child call 666: your house?
dont swear child: exactly bitch
koutaro akaashi: vrrooomm vrooOmmm
koutaro akaashi: dereedeeserser
keiji akaashi: ??
worthless trash: ALIENS ARE REAL
iwaizoomi: shIT NO
moose fucker: ah fuck
worthless trash:
worthless trash: SEE THERES EVIDENCE RIGHT THERE
dat cog: THAT PROBABLY A FUCKING PERSON TRYING TO BE ALL CAMOUFLAGED AND SHIT
koutaro akaashi: erb derbs
koutaro akaashi: yUmMMmmMMMMy erb derbs
keiji bokuto: what the fuck
koutaro akaashi: aKAAHIJSIWJSH
koutaro akaashi: what would happen if i ate grass
keiji bokuto: youd obv turn blue
oops: he fucking ate grass i bet you
keiji bokuto: did the grass come from shiratorizawa
koutaro akaashi: yes
keiji bokuto: ur fine
dat cog changed koutaro akaashi 's name to grass eater
mosquito: only the finest grass from us
shirabus bangs: 💯 approved by ushijima wakatoshi
worthless trash: Neil A. was the first man on the moon right
worthless trash: say neil a. backwards
BLACKANDYELLOW: whAT THE FUCK
worthless trash: WE SENT HIM BACK TO THE MOON
always confused: nobody cares about aliens oikawa san
always confused: besides isnt his full last name armstrong anyways
tangerine: im surprised u can spell his name
always confused: hINATA BOKD
dont swear child: tNAKA
dont swear child: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BUY ME SOME WEIRD KINKY ASS UNDERWEAR
dont swear child: LIKE ID USE IT ANYWAY
favoritesenpai: why the fuck you lyin
favoritesenpai: why u always lyin
aunt rhody: bitch we know what you doing with dad crow at night
lost child call 666: fuck//you
mosquito: #yolo
bottle of salt: a moment ago you were talking about grass
bottle of salt: now about #yolo??
ennoSHITa: please tell me that yolo was ironic
mosquito: what is ironic
kermit the frog: do you even education
turnip: "do you even education" great english
kermit the frog: fuck you im japanese ok
turnip: ばぁ
kermit the frog: oI DONT CALL ME ST00PID
kawaii: "ST00PID" you were stupid. you will be stupid. you are stupid.
kermit the frog:
a/n
i was originally going to post this yesterday but didnt bc my phone died while writing this and i could only continue writing now
also i need to edit half the chapters in this book jesus christsayonara
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haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song