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-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-

butt spray added dadchi, oops, koutaro akaashi, meowlikeacow, BLACKANDYELLOW, mooniwass and FOOTakuchi to a new chat

butt spray: honestly dateko i h8 u sm rn u guys have so many captains

mooniwass: and by that he means 2

dadchi: this is the longest chat name i have ever seen in my whole life

butt spray: JUST to explain myself, this is a chat for captains to gossip and pretty much expose our teams

koutaro akaashi: we should add that dood from nohebi

koutaro akaashi added snakeybitch to the chat

snakeybitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

butt spray: I LOVE HIM ALRWADYYD

BLACKANDYELLOW: yO DUDE

snakeybitch: DU D E

BLACKANDYELLOW: BROOOOOOOOOO

snakeybitch: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BLACKANDYELLOW: I WANNA FUCKING KILL YOU BRO

snakeybitch: COME AT ME BRO

BLACKANDYELLOW: FUCK YOU BRO

snakeybitch: FUCK YOU TOO BRO

meowlikeacow: oh my goshiki

meowlikeacow: smart amirite

dadchi: you cannot simply do that to ur team mates name ushijima

meowlikeacow: sorry dad

mooniwass: has anyone seen aone?

mooniwass: the whole team was out and he disappeared out of nowhere

FOOTakuchi: but seriouly moniwas hes a giant wouldnt we be able to see him

mooniwass: tru

butt spray: ooOO NO EYEBROWS CHAN

oops: BHAAHAJKAAKAKAJAHAHHAH

koutaro akaashi: NO EYEBROWS CHAN AHAJAKAJAN

butt spary: oh hello idiot chan and retard chan !!

dadchi: HAHAMAKSNSHWK

butt spray: nice thighs chan!!

dadchi: yknow it m8 lol

mooniwass: WE FOUND HIMMM

FOOTakuchi: apparently he went and got his rollerblades from home

butt spray: hIM IN ROLLERBLADES? JUST IMAGINE HIM RIDING THEM THROUGH TOWN

butt spray: IM CHOKING

dadchi: omg oikawa ur so mean

oops: im cryung

oops: kENMA WONT GIMME A HUG AJAKSKAK

snakeybitch:

oops: fuck off bitch

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oops: fuck off bitch

snakeybitch:

koutaro akaashi: 👅💦👅

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koutaro akaashi: 👅💦👅

dadchi: i dont wanna know

meowlikeacow: poor akaashi, having to be stuck with an idiot like him

butt spray:

koutaro akaashi:

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koutaro akaashi:

a/nits surprising i didnt update at midnight wowyay captains chat whooalso im prettt sure i read the aone getting his rollerblades at home and oikawa laughing at him somewhere but i dont remember so pretend i made that upunless ofc i actually did ...

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a/n
its surprising i didnt update at midnight wow
yay captains chat whoo
also im prettt sure i read the aone getting his rollerblades at home and oikawa laughing at him somewhere but i dont remember so pretend i made that up
unless ofc i actually did make it up and i only thought i read it somewhere
this a/n is too long imma go now

sayonara

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