-are you ready kids? aye aye captain!-
butt spray added dadchi, oops, koutaro akaashi, meowlikeacow, BLACKANDYELLOW, mooniwass and FOOTakuchi to a new chat
butt spray: honestly dateko i h8 u sm rn u guys have so many captains
mooniwass: and by that he means 2
dadchi: this is the longest chat name i have ever seen in my whole life
butt spray: JUST to explain myself, this is a chat for captains to gossip and pretty much expose our teams
koutaro akaashi: we should add that dood from nohebi
koutaro akaashi added snakeybitch to the chat
snakeybitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
butt spray: I LOVE HIM ALRWADYYD
BLACKANDYELLOW: yO DUDE
snakeybitch: DU D E
BLACKANDYELLOW: BROOOOOOOOOO
snakeybitch: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BLACKANDYELLOW: I WANNA FUCKING KILL YOU BRO
snakeybitch: COME AT ME BRO
BLACKANDYELLOW: FUCK YOU BRO
snakeybitch: FUCK YOU TOO BRO
meowlikeacow: oh my goshiki
meowlikeacow: smart amirite
dadchi: you cannot simply do that to ur team mates name ushijima
meowlikeacow: sorry dad
mooniwass: has anyone seen aone?
mooniwass: the whole team was out and he disappeared out of nowhere
FOOTakuchi: but seriouly moniwas hes a giant wouldnt we be able to see him
mooniwass: tru
butt spray: ooOO NO EYEBROWS CHAN
oops: BHAAHAJKAAKAKAJAHAHHAH
koutaro akaashi: NO EYEBROWS CHAN AHAJAKAJAN
butt spary: oh hello idiot chan and retard chan !!
dadchi: HAHAMAKSNSHWK
butt spray: nice thighs chan!!
dadchi: yknow it m8 lol
mooniwass: WE FOUND HIMMM
FOOTakuchi: apparently he went and got his rollerblades from home
butt spray: hIM IN ROLLERBLADES? JUST IMAGINE HIM RIDING THEM THROUGH TOWN
butt spray: IM CHOKING
dadchi: omg oikawa ur so mean
oops: im cryung
oops: kENMA WONT GIMME A HUG AJAKSKAK
snakeybitch:
oops: fuck off bitch
snakeybitch:
koutaro akaashi: 👅💦👅
dadchi: i dont wanna know
meowlikeacow: poor akaashi, having to be stuck with an idiot like him
butt spray:
koutaro akaashi:
a/n
its surprising i didnt update at midnight wow
yay captains chat whoo
also im prettt sure i read the aone getting his rollerblades at home and oikawa laughing at him somewhere but i dont remember so pretend i made that up
unless ofc i actually did make it up and i only thought i read it somewhere
this a/n is too long imma go nowsayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song