-are you ready kids? aye aye captain-
butt spray: nice thighs chan!!
lost child call 666: what do u want satan
butt spray: SATAN? BUT IM ALWAYS THIS NICE
oops: bOKE THATS MY LINE
mooniwass: there they go again
koutaro akaashi changed butt spray 's name to satan
satan: why do i always get bullied T.T
satan: aaaannnyway
satan: how are you and mr refreshing huh ;)
satan: have you guys been enjoying yourselves?
lost child call 666: c aN Yo U NO t
mosquito: you know who i think is thirsty?
mosquito: oikawa
snakeybitch: thirsty for iwa chans dick 😩
koutaro akaashi:
oops: oyaoyaoya
koutaro akaashi: oYAOYAOYAOYA
oops: JDBDJSJDJOSJWJD
koutaro akaashi: INEUSBWJEJWKJSU
oops: DO YOU THINK MY WHOLE FIST WOULD FIT IN MY MOUTH
koutaro akaashi: I DARE YOU TO TOUCH YOUR RIGHT ELBOW
koutaro akaashi: WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND
oops: hOLY SHIT ITS IMPOSSIBLE
koutaro akaashi: EXACTLY
koutaro akaashi: IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO IT SINCE YESTERDAY
lost child call 666: i bet you he kept pestering akaashi about it
mooniwass: poor akaashi
-Fukurodani Team Chat-
keiji bokuto: i bet you 500 yen bokutos doing smtg stupid
keiji bokuto: with kuroo
keiji akaashi: and daichi and moniwa probably felt bad for me
komiisgr8 : thats
komiisgr8: thats very detailed
keiji bokuto: i just realised that we've never added you in that other group chat
komiisgr8: oo add me
keiji bokuto: u sure? youre gonna regret it
komiisgr8: nah ill be fine
-memes-
keiji bokuto added komiisgr8 to the chat
keiji bokuto: try to scroll as far as you can and the the mess that is this gc
komiisgr8: JBSHSBSJSJSJ
komiisgr8: wOW OMG
komiisgr8: THE MEMESJSNDJS
mosquito: we should add reon too
mosquito added rexena to the chat
satan: isnt rexena a deodorant brand for like women i think?
(fun fact: it is an actual brand in japan)
rexena: yes mr satan
rexena: which im guessing is oikawa tooru
rexena: no other candidates to being a satan besides you or tendou
rexena: i highly doubt hell be named that tho
satan: WHY DOES EVERYONE ATTACK ME
rexena:
a/n
i was watching s1 and during the match between seijoh and karasuno, when suga was switching with kageyama again to go back on the bench, he said smtg and i cried so badly when i probably wasnt supposed to be emotional. and then when kageyama tried to smile i burst out laughing right after crying.i need desperate help
sayonara
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu ; chatfic
Random❝maybe memes, idiots, and volleyball all together was not a good idea. is it?❞ || yamaguchi changed his name to yamagucci yamagucci: because im made of a whole lotta gucci ushijima: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG shirabu: stop i hate that song