One Piece x Reader one shots

[Luffy x Reader] (Scenarios #2)

Wow, this was long. Anyway, I just wanna say, yes, I do have some lines in here that are from One Piece. I decided it would be a little better than actually writing different lines. Maybe? Maybe not? I'm not sure. Anyway, Hope you enjoy and sorry that it's long.

I watched as the two baka's called after Zoro, We were at Sabaody Archipelago. Sanji and Usopp were both making a fuss about Zoro leaving, which I could understand, but there are numbers on the trees! Like, come on! Doesn't take a genius to figure that out! "For a walk, so what?" Zoro responded to their stupid question, like seriously, who asks where are they going if they jump off the ship and just start walking? They're obviously going for a walk! I swear sometimes these two can be a little stupid, but they're my Nakama and I love them.

"STOP IT!" Yelled Usopp, they both looked so angry, I tried to stop myself from laughing at the almost saddening scene.

"DONT, YOU'LL GET LOST, DAMNIT!" Yelled Sanji, are they seriously this angry?

"THIS IS AN ARCHIPELAGO, YOU KNOW! WE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOU!" Sanji yelled again, I could see Zoro getting pissed off.

"LIKE I'D GET LOST! who'd get lost on an island like this, where it's so easy to find your way? Each of the trees has a number on them, right? Even a kid with the worst sense of direction would be able to find his way!" Zoro angrily responded back to them, See he's not all that stupid too. Usopp had a surprised look on his face.

"You'd thought that far ahead?" Usopp somewhat asked, crashing his balled up fist into the palm of his other hand.

"I didn't think of that," Sanji added.

"But- there... How?-..." I tried to form words but it wasn't happening. "Alright and with that, I'm done," I sighed as I jumped over the railing and landed on the grass. "Wait, where are you going?!" Usopp yelled, I facepalmed, not mentally, literally. "I'm going to go buy you two some books, to help you both with your idiocy. Because, even you two, Usopp who is the... Let's say somewhat smartest on the ship should've realised the number thing! Same for you Sanji" I laughed out as I pulled my hood up and began walking away. Not even needing to look back to know their faces was flushed with a little embarrassment.

I watched as They both turn their attention back to Zoro. "Alright, fine. But anyway, Sorry! Be careful!" Sanji called out to him, waving his hand in the air.

"Don't forget to ask for directions!" Usopp yelled.

I walked behind Zoro, figuring I could probably go with him.

"Don't believe in yourself!" Sanji called out once again. I Stood next to Zoro, and whispered: "Aren't they the best cheerleaders?" He almost laughed, probably laughing at the thought of those two being cheerleaders.

He turned around a tick mark on his forehead. "They're going way overboard..." He growled, looking at the tree, I decided to leave already, he would probably just slow me down. Anyway, he was right, there were numbers on the trees, so he won't be able to get lost, right?

~Usopp's POV~

We both waved to the two, watching them leave when I remembered. "Uh... Sanji?" I said, not daring to move my gaze from Zoro to Sanji. "What?" He asked, taking the cigaret out of his mouth for a second. "Weren't we suppose to watch [Y/n]? Weren't we suppose to keep her on this ship?" I asked him, I saw him freeze in the corner of my eyes, Muttering something. Quickly, he jumped off the boat and started running after her. "I'll just stay here..." I muttered as I turned around and walked back inside.