One Piece x Reader one shots

Mihawk x Neko! Reader

Hey, Hey! I originally going to space these out, but when I eventually finished the Marco x Reader, I was like: "Nah, You know what? Here ya go, Have about them all." Anyway! This was requested by: Sunnyvalley21
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I woke up to something pulling on my tail. Slightly hissing as I awoke, I saw Perona. She giggled and moved away from me. "My, My, that wakes you up quicker. Hm. That's useful, horohoro." She laughed. I rolled my eyes and got up. "What do you want, Perona?" I asked tiredly, getting up and making my bed, then getting dressed once Perona looks away.

I was a maid for them, but I was basically treated like a slave. A made cleans up, yes. But they don't grab you drinks, make your snacks. I'm not a fucking butler. But oh well, Mihawk is letting me stay here for free, so it's the least I could do. But it doesn't make it better that I usually have to guide Zoro around. The idiot can be in a four-by-four wall room and he'd somehow get lost!

If it's one thing Zoro does not have, it's a fucking sense of direction. But, he's somewhat kind to me, so, yeah.

"Zoro told me to come fetch you. Mihawk is away out for now, so, Zoro was wondering if you would be able to help him." My eyes widen as Perona explained to me. He wants me to help?

"Is he out of his mind? I'm a maid, nothing special. I'd be surprised if I could at least throw a punch!" I told her, slightly raising my voice, maybe from fear? Who knows.

"That's what I said. But he said it's alright, So go, shoo!" She motioned me out of my own room and hurrying me away.

Eventually making it to Zoro's room, I knocked on the door then opened it to find Zoro laying on the floor.

"Zoro? What the..." I spoke and walked over to him, I heard a light snore and rolled my eyes. There is literally a bed right next to him. Is he that lazy? You know what? I understand, If the floors comfy and you're tired, why not sleep there?

"Alright, rise and shine sleeping beauty!" I yelled slightly as I shook him awake and by "Shook" I mean lightly kick him. He slowly opened his eyes and sat up, rubbing the back of his neck and yawning. "Oh, took you long enough to get here," Zoro said as he got up and walked out the room. I finally realised what he said and narrowed my eyes him, although, he left. Eventually, walking out the room myself.

"Zoro, where you going?" I called out to him, he simply responded with: "Outside, obviously."

Smirking to myself, I lean against the wall, watching him walk away. "Zoro~," I say in a sing-song voice. He grunts and turns around, like staring into my soul. "That way," I say as I point towards the other end of the hall.

I could hear him sigh as he walks down the hall, passing me and dragging me along behind him. "Shouldn't I be leading?"

"No."

"But-"

"No"

"But you just-"

" I said No."

"For the love of- Zoro!" I yelled, smacking him upside the head, finally gaining his attention. He glared at me and I sighed. "You were going the wrong way. Come on, hurry up."

I took his arm and lead him outside. How can a grown man have no sense of direction? Like, geez! "Finally! Freedom!" I run around slightly feeling the cool air breeze against my skin. Flopping onto the grass, I roll around, giggling.