Sharp Elbows

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My friend, ThaliaRedwood, came up with this idea. Thalia has the sharpest elbows ever. So I am using it to create a head cannon about Sirius, James, and Lily. I am adding a little on to it, but I give full credit to her!

Sirius had the sharpest elbows known to wizard kind. Whenever he was annoyed with James, Sirius would elbow James directly in the ribs, (Trust me. ThaliaRedwood has done this. It hurts. Quite a bit.), causing James quite a bit of pain. Lily was the one who would warn people to move away from elbow range, or get mad back at Sirius and start using her own elbows too. Unfortunately, Lily's elbows did not cause as much pain and torture as Sirius's. So people weren't scared of her. Sirius on the other hand-- if he got mad, STAY AWAY FROM HIS ELBOWS.

This is another head cannon that I've seen floating around on the internet. I made up the Disney part though.

Lily and Sirius were hard core besties for life. I mean, they had the sleepovers, in which they gossiped about everything, the hair braiding sessions, and constant movie nights that MAYBE James and Marlene were allowed to join, ONLY If they brought popcorn. Lily introduced James and Sirius to Disney, which they fell in love with. Okay, I know this next part doesn't fit, but for my imagination, let's pretend all of the Disney Movies were out in Lames's 7th year. They had different reactions. Here are some of them:

Lion King:

Sirius: *sings along to every word* Oh my god. I love this movie. Wait what? HE DIED? I hate this movie.

James: I'm not crying. I'm not crying. I'm not crying. I'm not crying. WHY???

Lily: I've seen this so many times, and each time just gets better. I am going to cry again. Without shame. I'm a Disney Fangirl, and proud!

Tangled:

Lily and James: AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT! *acts out whole scene, but actually kiss at the end*

Sirius: I like the horse. Maximus is my spirit animal. Oh great, Lily and James are singing again. I swear this is them in Movie Form.

Frozen:

Lily, James, and Sirius: GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!

Beauty and the Beast:

Lily: I LOVE THIS MOVIE ASDFGHJKL I CAN"T EVEN. THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS TRAY LIKE ALWAYS.

James: I'm not crying. I'm not crying. I'm not crying. THEY ARE SO CUTE!

Sirius: I like how everything is so magical

Cinderella:

Lily: A Classic. LOVE IT!

James and Sirius: *sings along under breath, trying to hide*

Finding Nemo:

Lily, James, and Sirius: OH MY GOD NOOOO! *cries*

I hope you enjoyed that! I might start doing some more head cannons.

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