Cats

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Hi, Everyone! So today, my friend ThaliaRedwood wrote this oneshot! 

Third Person: Lily and James were in the Gryffindor Common Room when James fell asleep. On Lily's lap. Like full on snoring asleep. Right on Lily's lap. Lily looked down, to see James looking like a cat. The sun streaming through the window illuminated him. Lily felt a mischievous grin creep up her face. She started to stroke James and maniacal grin on her face. She sat tall, trying to look like a sophisticated women. Sitting there, James on her lap, Lily petting him with a crazy smile on her face. Sirius walked in.


"Has anyone seen my-" Sirius stopped mid sentence when he caught sight of his best friend in Lily's lap. The weirdest thing was Lily stroking and petting James, like a cat, with a crazed look on her face. "What in Merlin's beard is going on here?!?!?!"


"Oh hello Sirius! Didn't see you there! I am being sophisticated with my cat. You may like to call me sophisticat." Lily emphasized the last syllable of her sentence.


"Okay then," Sirius says, slowly inching away from the weirdo who looked exactly like Lily Evans.


"Come on Paddy! This is a cat! Don't you want to do something?" Lily got an evil grin on. Sirius slowly mimicked it. Slowly, he transformed into Padfoot.


"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Padfoot jumps on to James, landing with a thud.


"Wha-? AH!" James wakes up with a start, staring up into Padfoot's face. "PADDY!" Sirius morphs back.


"Welcome back, Sophsticat!"

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