Bad Boy (DeVante Swing)

Bad Boy Q&A

"Welcome to the Bad Boy Q&A I am your host JoJo, the non-trifling one of the group. Welcome the cast Arrington, DeVante, Mr. Dalvin, K-Ci, Zyla, and the lovely Ms. Kathy. Okay let's get right into the questions that we asked you guys to send in. Dalvin! abreezystory asked if you have a crush on your sister in law?"

"My question is why is abreezystory in my damn business?"

"Answer the question bruh. You out here stalling and stuff." DeVante said laughing.

"Shut up De. Anyways, in the beginning when I first met Arrington, yes I had feelings towards her. But as always, DeVante came in with his light skin ass just stealing everybody women cause he got pretty eyes and he's tall. Like I was even going to give it a shot with Ari cause she was sweet and laughing at a nigga jokes, but I knew her working with De like she was.. Something was gonna happen. I'm happy for them though."

"If it helps, I would've given you a chance if you came before Donald." Ari said smiling.

"Negative, that's cancelled. Keep it in your dreams boy, she's mine. Gotta be quicker than that." De said holding Ari's hand. Laughter emerged amongst the casts and audience.

"Okay De, abreezystory also asked you when are you gonna swing this way?"

"Huh?" He said looking stupid.

"What she mean swing this way? You been swinging her way previously? Is she one of the girls?"

"Negative, I plead the fifth. I ain't swinging nobody way. I have been a good boy. I don't even know who she is? Like I been chilling."

"Mmhm, swing this way my ass."

"I don't think abreezystory want me to be great."

"Okay moving on, Arrington abreezystory said can he move back in with you? Also can you whoop him for that terrible pony tail?" JoJo said laughing at the end.

"GUUUUURLLL DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT POSSUM THAT HE CALLS A PONYTAIL! I told him cut your hair, does he listen? No! I'm like nigga the shit is not cute. What 35 year old you know with a damn ponytail? Then the other day this nigga had the AUDACITY to ask me to braid it so it can be curly in the morning. When I tell you my ass died and then resurrected to see if the shit was for real. Like I'm so over it. Between that damn tattoo and the ponytail I don't know which one I hate the most. Maybe the ponytail cause he can actually get rid of that shit. Ugh, he so damn annoying."

"So you gonna act like I'm not right here? You gonna act like you ain't braid the hair for me though?" DeVante said looking offended.

"I braided it cause you kept bothering me about it and you was about to actually call somebody to braid your damn hair. Anyways and as far as him coming back, he's in the house. We live together he just sleeps in the guest room. I mean I don't see the problem, he got a comfy bed, a bathroom to himself, and he living rent free."

"Okay, ZyZy she also asked why are you so bad?"

"Is she gonna check me?" Zyla asked furrowing her eyebrows. "I don't talk to strangers."

"Zyla is bad cause she's her damn daddy's child." Ms. Kathy said laughing. "Donald was a good baby boy, but just annoying and acted so grown sometimes."

"They're literally the same people, that's why they get along so well. She be thinking she bad till she get that ass popped. I'm the damn terminator when it come to that little girl." Ari said looking at her daughter.

"She's a toddler though, they're usually bad at this age." De said defending his baby.

"Okay DeVante DeathEater555 asked when are you going cut off that eyeshadow blending brush you call a ponytail?"

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! She called it a blending brush! I can not!!!!" Ari said laughing with some tears escaping.

"First of all, Arrington you be quiet. Secondly, why everybody worried about my hair? I can still take your girl home and write a song about her later."

"Who you taking home? To what house? Cause last I checked you staying at my house?" Ari said getting close to DeVante. "Boy you skating on some thin ice. That's why your hair ugly. I been told you chop it off. That thing is a squirrels tail, you need to let it go."

"It's a little played out forreal De.. Like it was cool, but now it's just like no. You keep putting the pony higher and higher looking like those girls who get the bun and the bang trying to act like they Asian knowing damn well they just Crenshaw black." K-Ci said shaking his head.

"You can't be trying to have a ponytail but you receding at the same time. Like that just doesn't work." Ari said rubbing De's head.

"Okay Arrington, DeathEater555 also asked you when are you going to get the dick Ari? Like do you miss all of that or nah?"

"That's what I'm saying! DeathEater555 my nigga now." DeVante said smiling.

"Shut up Donald. Girl I can get the dick anytime I want, ain't no problem there. If I say lets do it now, he's going to come racing my way. So I can get it whenever. I may miss it, but after a year it's not that bad of a craving. Y'all gotta understand, yeah he's my husband and I love him, but I don't trust him. My trust has been broken and we're just now trying to fix things. He was out here giving dick to Sally, Sarah, & Sue, so he good. I'm not about to make love to someone who we aren't even there yet. It's like starting all over again, he ain't getting it that quick. He got Jergen's and a hand; he will be fine. I only miss it sometimes until I look at his damn head and I'm like nah bitch you can do it."

"Okay, the question everyone wants to know... Will you two be getting a divorce or are you staying together."

"We are so far staying together. He's making a lot of progress so I'm proud of him. I know a lot of people wonder why I stay with his ass, but Donald is really a great person and has a big heart.. He's just an asshole. He needs to be trained and that's what I'm doing."

"I'm just happy to be in the house, so I'm going to just enjoy this moment." DeVante said smiling at Arrington. He pecked her lips and she smiled.

"That's all the show for today. If you have anymore questions leave them in the comments below and the casts will be sure to answer. Thank you all for tuning in to the Bad Boy Q&A be sure to read more of the story. I'm your host JoJo saying be blessed."

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