Hetalia Fairy Tales

The Princess and the Frog Part 1

England: you can't make me!

Me: watch me! *steals wand and turns him into a girl*

In olden times, when wishing still did some good, there lived a king named Allistar whose daughters were all beautiful, but the youngest was so beautiful that the sun itself, who, indeed, has seen so much, marveled every time it shone upon her face. In the vicinity of the king's castle there was a large, dark forest, and in this forest, beneath an old linden tree, there was a well. In the heat of the day princess Alice would go out into the forest and sit on the edge of the cool well. To pass the time she would take a golden ball, throw it into the air, and then catch it. It was her favorite plaything.

Nyo England: why is Scotland my father!? 

Scotland: I like this. Continue.

Now one day it happened that the princess Alice's golden ball did not fall into her hands, that she held up high, but instead it fell to the ground and rolled right into the water. Alice followed it with her eyes, but the ball disappeared, and the well was so deep that she could not see its bottom. Then she began to cry. She cried louder and louder, and she could not console herself.

France: Don't worry! I'm coming to help you! *trying to hug her*

Nyo England: *pushes away* why me!?

As Alice was thus lamenting, someone called out to her, "What is the matter with you, princess? Your crying would turn a stone to pity."
Alice looked around to see where the voice was coming from and saw a frog named Francis, who had stuck his thick, ugly head out of the water. "Oh, it's you, old water-splasher," she said. "I am crying because my golden ball has fallen into the well."
"Be still and stop crying," answered the frog. I can help you, but what will you give me if I bring back your plaything?"
"Whatever you want, dear frog," Alice said, "my clothes, my pearls and precious stones, and even the golden crown that I am wearing."
The frog answered, "I do not want your clothes, your pearls and precious stones, nor your golden crown, but if you will love me and accept me as a companion and playmate, and let me sit next to you at your table and eat from your golden plate and drink from your cup and sleep in your bed, if you will promise this to me, then I'll dive down and bring your golden ball back to you."

Nyo England: no!

France: yes!

"Oh, yes," Alice said, "I promise all of that to you if you will just bring the ball back to me." But she thought, "What is this stupid frog trying to say? He just sits here in the water with his own kind and croaks. He cannot be a companion to a human."

Everyone: this is definitely England.

As soon as the frog heard her say "yes" he stuck his head under and dove to the bottom. He paddled back up a short time later with the golden ball in his mouth and threw it onto the grass. Alice was filled with joy when she saw her beautiful plaything once again, picked it up, and ran off.
"Wait, wait," called the frog, "take me along. I cannot run as fast as you." But what did it help him, that he croaked out after her as loudly as he could? Alice paid no attention to him, but instead hurried home and soon forgot the poor frog, who had to return again to his well.
The next day princess Alice was sitting at the table with king Allistar and all the people of the court, and was eating from her golden plate when something came creeping up the marble steps: plip, plop, plip, plop. As soon as it reached the top, there came a knock at the door, and a voice called out, "Princess, youngest, open the door for me!"
Alice ran to see who was outside. She opened the door, and the frog was sitting there. Frightened, she slammed the door shut and returned to the table. King Allistar saw that her heart was pounding and asked, "My child, why are you afraid? Is there a giant outside the door who wants to get you?"
"Oh, no," Alice answered. "it is a disgusting frog."
"What does the frog want from you?"
"Oh, father dear, yesterday when I was sitting near the well in the forest and playing, my golden ball fell into the water. And because I was crying so much, the frog brought it back, and because he insisted, I promised him that he could be my companion, but I didn't think that he could leave his water. But now he is just outside the door and wants to come in."
Just then there came a second knock at the door, and a voice called out:
Youngest daughter of the king,
Open up the door for me,
Don't you know what yesterday,
You said to me down by the well?
Youngest daughter of the king,
Open up the door for me.
King Allistar said, "What you have promised, you must keep. Go and let the frog in."

Nyo England: no! Scotland!

Scotland: *to France* a pleasure doing business.

France: much obliged. Life is good for both of us when England is miserable!

Nyo England: I hate you both!

Alice went and opened the door, and the frog hopped in, then followed her up to her chair. He sat there and called out, "Lift me up next to you."
Alice hesitated, until finally King Allistar commanded her to do it. When the frog was seated next to her he said, "Now push your golden plate closer, so we can eat together."

France: you make a great parent!

Scotland: *blows a puff of smoke* thanks!

Alics did it, but one could see that she did not want to. The frog enjoyed his meal, but for her every bite stuck in her throat. Finally he said, "I have eaten all I want and am tired. Now carry me to your room and make your bed so that we can go to sleep."