Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Hercules Part 3

A chair materialized and Romulus collapsed in it, pounding his arms and shaking with laughter.
"Oh, I kill myself!" Romulus said as he began to calm down. Gilbert politely laughed a little and turned to leave. A frown appearing on his face.
"If only ... if only." He whispered to himself as he left Mount Olympus. The Muses watched him.
"If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Gilbert. 'Cause he had an evil plan." Alice explains as they looked down into the underworld. There Gilbert is being rowed across the River Sticks by Tim. Souls of the dead claw at his robe as the boat progresses. Gilbert blasts fire at them and the dead let go. He then blows on his finger. They also encounter Ludwig, the three-headed
dog guardian of the underworld. Gilbert throws it a hunk of meat and the boat passes.

Germany: you have got to be kidding me.

Prussia: *laughing his ass off*

"He ran the underworld. But thought the dead were dull and uncouth. He was as mean as he was ruthless --And that's the gospel truth. He had a plan to shake things up. And that's the gospel truth." Amelia sang as Gilbert arrived at his lair and stepped off the boat.
"Lovino!" Gilbert yelled angrily.

Romano: you wouldn't dare!

Me: watch me!

"Coming, your most lugubriousness!" The demon called as he dashed down the stairs. He tripped and landed, butt first, on a three pronged trident. He screamed in pain before falling back on the stairs.
"Feliciano!!" Gilbert called, only getting more frustrated.
"Oh! I'm sorry! I can handle it!" The second demon called as he began to dash down the same stairs as Lovino. He tripped on his brother, who'd just managed to get himself free of the trident. The two tumbled down the stairs, and Lovino ended up on the
ground in front of Gilbert. Feliciano followed soon after, but fell head-first onto his brother, meaning his horns stick in Lovino's backside.

Prussia: *is dying of laughter*

Romano: shut up, potato bastard!

"AAAHHHH!!" He screamed in pain before saluting Gilbert. "Lovino!" He said announcing himself. "Oh!" He exclaimed as turned around, showing Feliciano stuck in his backside by his horns.
"And Feliciano!" His Brother announced and saluted Gilbert as well.
"Reporting for duty!" The two brothers said in sink.
"Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive." Gilbert said as he began to walk away. Lovino pulled his brothers horns out of his backside and Feliciano stood up.
"Oh! They're here!" Feliciano announced cheerfully. Gilbert stopped in his tracks; his white flaming hair now turning red.
"WHAT?! The Fates are here and you didn't tell me?!" Gilbert screamed at the brothers in rage.
"We are worms! Worthless worms!" The brothers cried out in sink, terrified. To demonstrate this, they shape-shifted so that they really did look like big, ugly worms.

Prussia: *has literally passed out from laughing so hard*

Romano: kill me now!

Gilbert cooled off and his hair returned to it's normal color. "Memo to me, memo to me -- maim you after my meeting." Gilbert said to himself as he walked off to met with the fates. Lovino and Feliciano looked at each other worried.
Meanwhile the three fates, Elizabeta, Bella, and Natalia, waited in a cavern of Gilbert's lair. "Darling, hold that's mortal's thread of life good and tight." Bella said to Natalia who was holding said threat out straight. She cuts the thread with scissors and a woman's scream is heard.
"Incoming!" Elizabeta announced. The Fates laughed as Katyusha's soul entered from the top of the cavern, flew past Gilbert, who just entered the room, and through the opening behind them. The counter above the tunnel reads over 5000000001 served.
"Ladies! Hah! I'm so sorry that I'm --" Gilbert began, but he was cut off.
"Late." Bella stated simply.
"We knew ya would be." Natalia said with a smirk.
"We know everything." Elizabeta said with a smile.
"Past." Natalia said as Elizabeta took the one eye that the fates shared.
"Present." Elizabeta said as Bella took the eye.
"And future." Bella finished before turning to Feliciano who had followed Gilbert into the room with Lovino. "Indoor plumbing -- it's gonna be big."

Everyone : yes. Yes, it will.

"Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party and I lost track of --" Gilbert tried to explain himself before he was cut off again.

Hungary: Well this is new.

Prussia: What?

Hungary: giving me respect.

Prussia: I give you respect! Austria was the one who was a jerk to you!

Austria: not true!

"We know." The three fates said in sink as Elizabeta took the eye back from Bella.
"Yeah, I know ... you know. So ... here's the deal. Romulus. Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, You, Get Off Of My Cloud". Now he has a --" Once again, Gilbert was cut off.
"Bouncing baby brat." The Fates said together again.
"We know!" Elizabeta said annoyedly.
"I KNOW... you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept. So, lemme just ask ... is this kid gonna mess up my hostile take-over bid or what? Whaddaya think?" Gilbert asked the fates.
"Ah ..." Elizabeta began to say something when Natalia cut her off.
"Oh, no you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future." Natalia hissed as she tweaked her nose, silencing Elizabeta.

Belarus: I like playing this character

Me: of course you do.

"Oh, wait -- I'm sorry. Time out. Can I -- can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you -- " Gilbert started to say, but paused and turned to Elizabeta.
"-- did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous." Gilbert complemented her and Elizabeta giggled.

Hungary: kill me now.

"I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death." Gilbert continued and Elizabeta giggled even more. Natalia, sick of the flirting, hit her on the back of the head and the eye fell out. Unfortunately for him, Feliciano caught it.