Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Little Mermaid Part 3

"What about that one?" Vladimir asked as he pointed to the pipe still in the bag.
"Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat." Alfred said as he pulled out the pipe and held it in his wings.
"Oohhh." Vladimir and Sunniva said as they looked at one another for a brief moment.
"Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring." Alfred said as he got in Sunniva's face for a moment.
"So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me." Alfred lectured as he took the pipe to his beak. He blew into it which made a horrible noise and seaweed came out the other end.
"Music? Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father's gonna kill me!" Sunniva yelled in panic as she finally remembered the concert.

Denmark: on her grave. Killed by a very angry russian.

Nyo Norway: *pulls tie* if you don't be quiet, one of us will have a grave stone.

"The concert was today?" Vladimir asked wide eyed. His fins touched his checks and his jaw dropped.
"Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or somethin'." Alfred said to himself as he was still contemplating the pipe. That was until Sunniva snatched it from him and threw it in her bag with her fork.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I've gotta go. Thank you Alfred." Sunniva said quickly as she waved to him and Vladimir swam off.
"Anytime sweetie, anytime." Alfred yelled after them as he waved back.
As Sunniva and Vladimir swam off, two eels watched them go. Ludwig and Roderich, each with a glowing, showed what they saw back to the sea witch.

America: finally! We got to find out who's playing Ursula!

England: we would know already if you would shut up!

Me: since you want to know so bad *turns someone into a girl behind a curtain* you'll have to wait and see like my readers!

"Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess.  We wouldn't want to miss old daddy's celebration, now, would we?" Julchen hissed as she ate a still living and quivering shrimp.
"Huh!  Celebration indeed.  Bah!  In MY day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace.  And now, look at me -wasted away to practically nothing - banished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough." Julchen growled as her octopus tentacles moved as she swam angrily.
"Ludwig! Roderich!" She screamed causing the two eels to bump their heads on the rock they were hiding under.
"I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Ivan's undoing. . . ." Julchen said with a smile as she faded into the dark.

Nyo Prussia: I love this!

Me: am I not the only one who thinks this fits perfectly!

Russia: da. Prussia makes a good villain.

Austria: why do I have to be one of the eels!?

Me: because I don't like you that much. And with how much you dislike Prussia, I find it funny.

Later, King Ivan sat on his throne with Arthur sitting on the chair's arm. Sunniva stood before him with Vladimir watching from the entrance.
"I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady." Ivan said exhausted as he put a hand over his eyes.
"Daddy, I'm sorry, I just forgot, I -" Sunniva began trying to explain herself.
"As a result of your careless behaviour -" Ivan began only to be cut off by a very angry Arthur.
"Careless and reckless behaviour!" Arthur yelled at the Sunniva.
"the entire celebration was, er -" Ivan tried to continue scolding his daughter, but Arthur cut in again.

Russia: *glares at England*

England: *gulp*

"Well, it was ruined! That's all. Completely destroyed!" Arthur yelled as he got off the throne's arm and into Sunniva's face.
"This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career. Now thanks to you I am the laughing stock of the entire kingdom!" Arthur scolded in rage and Vladimir had enough. He swam in and stopped between Sunniva and Arthur.
"But it wasn't her fault!" Vladimir yelled but when he looked at King Ivan he lost a lot of his courage.
"Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us -yeah - yeah!  And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrrrrrrrr - and - and we - whoooaaaaaa - oh, and then we were safe. But then this seagull came, and it was this is this, and that is that, and -" Vladimir stuttered as he tried to tell his and Sunniva's story. Sunniva's eyes grew in panic as she tried to cover Vladimir's mouth.
"Seagull? What?" King Ivan asked confused for a moment. Vladimir's face filled with panic as well and he hid behind Sunniva, who glared at him.
"Oh - you went up to the surface again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?" Ivan hissed at his daughter as Arthur went back to his spot on the throne.
"Nothing - happened. . . ." Sunniva told King Ivan nervously.
"Oh, Sunniva, How many times must we go through this? You could've been seen by one of those barbarians - by - by one of those humans!" King Ivan yelled at his daughter.
"Daddy, they're not barbarians!" Sunniva countered.
"They're dangerous. Do you think I want to see my youngest daughter snared by some fish-eater's hook?" Ivan told his daughter both angry and concerned. He got off his throne and took his daughters chin in his hand, making her look him in the eyes.

America: wow. Russia is capable of being a good parent.

Russia: what made you think I... Alaska.

America: and you really don't act like you take care of a child.

Russia: *trying to bash America's brains in*

"I'm sixteen years old - I'm not a child anymore -" Sunniva said in defense of her decision as she glared at her father.