Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Hercules Part 2

Feliks forced his way through the crowd of gods.
"Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff comin' through! Excuse me! One side, Antonio." Feliks reaches Akantha and hands her a bunch of lovely glowing flowers. She happily takes them.
"Why, Feliks -- they're lovely." She said with a smile.
"Yeah, y'know I had Toris do the arrangement, inn't that too nutty?" Feliks said before flying up to Romulus.
"Fabulous party, y'know I haven't seen this much love in a room since....

Me: oh no.

Nyo America: What?

Me: I can't give this part to Prussia! His character is coming soon! Who do I give this part to!

Germany: ....Austria works...

Austria: Hey I'm not that in love with myself!

Me: oh really?... you would have been a better husband to Hungary is you didn't love yourself so much.

Austria and Hungary: that's not true!

Prussia: *laughing his ass off* it is true!

Roderich discovered himself." Feliks said and looked over at Roderich who is admiring his reflection in a mirror and making kissy
noises.
Meanwhile, Hercales pulled a lightning bolt from his father's belt while his parents were distracted. He began to play with it.
"Dear, keep those away from the baby." Akantha told Romulus.
"Aww ... he won't hurt himself.  Let the kid have a little fun." Romulus answered with a chuckle.

Nyo England: and you wonder why you're empire fell apart.

Rome: you weren't much better when it came to your colonies.

Nyo England: that's not true!

All of England's old colonies: *cough* yes it is. *cough*

As babies do, Hercales put the lightning bolt in his mouth. It zapped him and he cried, throwing the bolt away. Several gods jumped out of the way until Tran hit the bolt with her sword. It hit a pillar, which immediately mends itself.

Vietnam: I'm Athena. I approve.

Romulus chuckled and patted his son's head as he turned to the audience of gods. "Ha ha!  On behalf of my son, I'd like to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!" There was a huge pile of gold toys and a rainbow.
"What about our gift, dear?" Akantha asked her husband.
"Well, let's see here ... we'll take, hmm, yes, a little cirrus, and hmm, a touch of nimbostratus." Romulus combined two pieces of cloud together into a small horse shape.
"And a dash of cumulus." He said adding the last piece of cloud as wings on the horse's back. He moved the cloud in front of Hercales and a baby Pegasus pokes his head out of the cloud.
"His name is Kiku." The Pegasus shook off the rest of the clouds.

Japan: *blinks* I'm Pegasus?

Me: yes.

Greece: I like this.

"And he's all yours, son." Romulus added and Kiku fell off of his land. It took Kiku a moment to realize he could fly. He then flew over to Hercales who promptly blinked his forehead against his. Kiku whinnied happily and licked him. Hercules almost cried after being licked, but Kiku snuggled in his crib with him. Hercules smiled and wrapped his arms around Kiku.

Everyone: Awwww

Japan: *blushing his face off*

The gods all around ohh and ahh at the cute sight. Akantha then picked up Hercales from the crib with Kiku flying behind them. She handed him to Romulus.
"Mind his head." She told him as he held their son.
"He's so tiny." Romulus said in awe as he looked down at his son. Hercales bits the medallion that rest around his neck and then yawns.
"My boy. My little Hercules." Romulus said with love as he tucked Hercales back in his crib. He kissed his son on the forehead before Kiku cuddled in the crib next to his son.
"How sentimental." A proud and sarcastic voice calls from across the room a Romulus stands straight again. All the gods look over at Gilbert, god of the underworld.

Prussia: yes! I love this! I'm hades!

Germany: *smiles slightly* this is almost to fitting a role for mein bruder.

"Y'know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?" Gilbert joked, but nobody laughed.

Hungary: way too fitting

Prussia: shut up! Don't ruin this for me!

"So is this an audience or a mosaic? Hey, how you doin'?" He said to everyone as he walks through the room. Gilbert stops next to Michelle.
"Lookin' good -- nice dress." He said to her. She looked annoyed and disgusted with him. This was when Romulus squeezed Gilbert tightly with a hug.
"So, Gilbert -- you finally made it! How are things in the underworld?" Romulus asked cheerfully as he rested his hand heavily on his shoulder.

Nyo Russia: this is even more funny since Prussia is technically dead.

Germany and Me: Russia!

Prussia: I'm not dead!

Gilbert removed his hand. "Well, they're just fine, y'know, a little dark, a little gloomy and as always, hey -- full of dead people, what're you gonna do?" He then walked over to Hercales' crib. "Ah, there's the little sunspot. Little smootchie. And here..." He materialized a sucker with a spiky skeleton head out of thin air. "is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? Here you go -- ya just--." Gilbert went to put the sucker in Hercales' mouth, but Hercales grabbed his finger instead. Gilbert cried out in pain and after some struggle managed to get his finger free.
"Sheesh! Uh ... powerful ... little tyke." Gilbert said as Romulus threw an arm around his shoulders.
"Come on, Gilbert, don't be such a stiff! Join the celebration!" Romulus told him.

Germany: *literally laughing*

Prussia: I'm not a stiff. I'm master planning!

Gilbert ducked under Romulus arm and started heading for the exit. "Hey ... love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig, that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me ... Romulus. So ...can't. Love to, but can't."
"You oughta slow down -- you'll work yourself to death. Hah! Work yourself to death!" Romulus said and all the gods, except Gilbert, started laughing.