Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Hercules Part 11

"Alright! Not bad, kid! Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad." Folkert said as Delara sat up and coughed.
"Oh ... gee, Miss, I'm ... I'm really sorry." Hercales apologized as he jogged back over to her.

Greece: not.

"Oh." Was Delara's only response through he wet hair that now covered her face.
Hercales picked her up and set her on a rock. "That was dumb." He admitted.
Delara parted her hair and looked through it. "Yeah." It was then Vladimir ran in threw the trees from where he landed.
"'Scuse me." Hercales said to her before he ran over and attacked Vladimir. Hercales hit the centaur's head several times and threw him again.
"Nice work! Excellente!" Folkert called over to Heracles as he sat on the rock next to Delara.
"Is Wonderboy here for real?" She asked Folkert as she wrung out her hair.
"What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real ..." Folkert stopped as he noticed how beautiful she was.

Germania: nein. Not this again.

"Whoa! And by the way, sweet cheeks -- I'm real too." Folkert said as he sat on Delara's lap and made kissy faces at her.

Rome: *laughing his ass off again*

Germania: kill me now.

She pushed Folkert off her lap. He fell in the water to surface in another moment, and spat a fish out of his mouth and caught it.  Meanwhile, Hercales was riding Vladimir.

Me: France no!

Nyo France: *wiggles eyebrows*

Romania: don't you dare!

Nyo France: ride? *laughs* how so?

Me: *hits him upside the head* dear lord! France! He's a centaur.

"Yee-hah! Yahoo!" Hercales yelled as he held on.

Nyo America: *chuckling in the background*

Hercales finished off Vladimir in a spectacular fight, including grabbing onto a branch, sending the centaur up and over the branch and causing him to crash into the stump underneath. He then finished him completely by punching him milesinto the air. Kiku looked up in approval as Vladimir came back down, followed by his horse shoes, which hit him on the head, forming a lump. The last shoe stayed around the lump. While he was dazed, Kiku puffed gently, blew him over, and walked over him. Hercales climbed triumphantly out of the water.
"How was that, Folkert?" Hercales asked.
"Rein it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like that in the minor decathlons, but this is the big leagues." Folkert told him seriously as he tapped on the medallion, which is now in the middle of Hercales' belt.

Prussia: now that is my vati.

Hercales sighed. "At least I beat him, didn't I?"
"Next time don't let your guard down because of a big pair of goo-goo eyes! D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and you --" Folkert stopped as Hercales noticed Delara again and walked away from Folkert. He ignored Kiku, who tried to high-five him.  Kiku  snored and Folkert baad. Hercales joined Delara at the river.

Prussia and Rome: *laughing again* He baad like a sheep!

Germania and Germany: *face palm*

"Are you, uh, alright, Miss, uh --" Hercales began but is cut off as Delara stood up, flicking Hercales in the face with her hair.
"Delara. My friends call me Del, or at least they would if I had any friends. So ... did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?" She asked as she turned to face him.

Nyo Turkey: really? Del?

Me: oh shut up and go along with it.

Hercales chuckled shyly. "Uh, I'm, uh, um -- "
"Are you always this articulate?" Delara asked, cutting him off. She then turned to leave.
"Hercules. My --" Hercales made an ahem noice. "My name is Hercales."
Delara stopped and took a seat on a tree root, looking at him again. "Hercales, huh? I think I prefer Wonderboy." Kiku put his wing in front of Hercales, but he just ignored the horse again and continued to talk to Delara.
"So, uh, how-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh --" Hercales stated to ask but Delara cut him off again.
"Pinhead with hooves?" Delara asked and Hercales nodded.
"Well, you know how men are. They think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" means "take me, I'm yours"." Delara explained. Hercales looked at her confused and looked back at Kiku, who
shrugged.
"Don't worry, Shorty here can explain it to ya later." Delara commented, causing Folkert to growl.

Germania: I'm not short. I'm taller than Rome!

"Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice." Delara said as she started to walk away.
"Wait!" Hercales called after her. She stopped and turned around. "Um ... can we give you a ride?" Kiku snorted, whinnied, and flew to a high branch.
"Uh ... I don't think your pinto likes me very much." Delara answered.
"Kiku? Oh, no, don't be silly! He'd be more than happy to --" Hercales was cut off as Kiku had dropped an apple on Hercales' head. "Ow."
Hercales looked up at him and Kiku whistled innocently.

Japan: *blush*

"I'll be alright. I'm a big, tough girl. I can tie my own sandals and everything." Delara answered sarcastically as she walked away. "Bye-bye, Wonderboy."
"Bye. She's ... something, isn't she, Folkert?" Hercales asked as he watched her vanish in the distance.
"Yeah, oh yeah, she's really something. A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc! We got a job to do, remember?" Folkert said trying to get Hercales to snap out of it. He whistled and Kiku flew down. He scooped them both up. "Thebes is still waitin'."
"Yeah. Yeah. I know." Hercales answered simply. Delara watched them go, shook her head slightly, then turned and made her way
into the forest. A little way in, she encountered a bunny and a little gopher.
"Aww ... how cute." Delara said before her tune changed to insulting. "A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park."
"Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny!" The bunny, Lovino, hissed up at her.